Noisy Neighbours in a hotel
Noisy Neighbours in a hotel
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davido140

Original Poster:

9,616 posts

255 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Pissed and shagging in the room next door, He sounds like a retard.....

Do I....

Ask them politely to shut up/give it a rest/join in

or complain to the hotel?

Alternatively bang on the wall or make stupid ape noises myself?


Edited by davido140 on Friday 28th November 04:37

rabw

9,027 posts

237 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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davido140 said:
Pissed and shagging in the room next door, He sounds like a retard.....

Do I....

Ask them politely to shut up/give it a rest/join in

or complain to the hotel?

Alternatively bang on the wall or make stupid ape noises myself?


Edited by davido140 on Friday 28th November 04:37
Go next door. Whatever the outcome it's likely to be amusing, and you might get to show the old chap how it's done.

davido140

Original Poster:

9,616 posts

255 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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rabw said:
davido140 said:
Pissed and shagging in the room next door, He sounds like a retard.....

Do I....

Ask them politely to shut up/give it a rest/join in

or complain to the hotel?

Alternatively bang on the wall or make stupid ape noises myself?


Edited by davido140 on Friday 28th November 04:37
Go next door. Whatever the outcome it's likely to be amusing, and you might get to show the old chap how it's done.
They sounded like a right chavvy couple of scabbers when I heard them before they went out tonight, I blame lastminute.com cut price hotel rooms!

Considering how pissed they sounded I think I might be on for a smack in the face if I did knock on the door...

Just went for a fag outside and the receptionist gave them a call, seems all quiet now.

I think I'll get up nice and early and make sure I wake them up on the way out of the room.

The Riddler

6,565 posts

226 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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davido140 said:
Pissed and shagging in the room next door, He sounds like a retard.....

Do I....

Ask them politely to shut up/give it a rest/join in

or complain to the hotel?

Alternatively bang on the wall or make stupid ape noises myself?


Edited by davido140 on Friday 28th November 04:37
Join in, or listen and have a solo session.

Only ever two options really.

Chuffer

1,021 posts

219 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Depends if you're in the room by yourself or not.

I've always found it's a bit of stimulus to the other half wink if you can hear bangin' through the walls.

whistle

texasjohn

3,687 posts

260 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Shout "Candy Cane, is that you Candy Cane?" through the wall.

May conjure up scary trucker images if they have seen a certain film, the title of which I forget right now (maybe Road Trip)

Trucker goes postal and someone gets murdered IIRC! hehe

Should put the willies up them (badum tish)

davido140

Original Poster:

9,616 posts

255 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Chuffer said:
Depends if you're in the room by yourself or not.

I've always found it's a bit of stimulus to the other half wink if you can hear bangin' through the walls.

whistle
All on my lonesome doing my "photocopier salesman" thing, stuck in a hotel room a million miles from home..

Even if the misses was here, I dont think either of us would be turned on by mister ape man next door..

uh uuuh uuuuhhh uuuuhuhhhhh

Not attractive..

Oddly his partner was silent, perhaps he DOES need some instruction on how its done.

s3fella

10,524 posts

216 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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davido140 said:
Chuffer said:
Depends if you're in the room by yourself or not.

I've always found it's a bit of stimulus to the other half wink if you can hear bangin' through the walls.

whistle
All on my lonesome doing my "photocopier salesman" thing, stuck in a hotel room a million miles from home..

Even if the misses was here, I dont think either of us would be turned on by mister ape man next door..

uh uuuh uuuuhhh uuuuhuhhhhh

Not attractive..

Oddly his partner was silent, perhaps he DOES need some instruction on how its done.
Maybe he was on his own! In which case any sort of solo session or "simulus" would make you a gayer!

Earplugs or stick TV on loud would be my advice just in case. I've heard once you catch gayer, its not easy to get rid of! LOL

Edited by s3fella on Friday 28th November 09:28

cornishgirl

1,692 posts

221 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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The owner of the hotel I used to work at got so annoyed at a couple having very noisy bouncy-bouncy one night, he set the fire alarm off!

They were an really ugly couple as well! frown

Fetchez la vache

5,902 posts

243 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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A friend of mine took his kiddie - 7 to london for the weekend and the couple in the room next door were making said noises.

The little un asked what the noises were and the inspired response was that the man must have stubbed his foot on the bed.

It all worked till the morning when leaving the room at the same time as those next door, and little alfie asked the bloke if his toe was better clap

wargriff

1,908 posts

231 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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you should of spent more on a proper hotel smile

phumy

5,827 posts

266 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Fetchez la vache said:
A friend of mine took his kiddie - 7 to london for the weekend and the couple in the room next door were making said noises.

The little un asked what the noises were and the inspired response was that the man must have stubbed his foot on the bed.

It all worked till the morning when leaving the room at the same time as those next door, and little alfie asked the bloke if his toe was better clap
It may have been more appropriate if little Alfie had asked the lady, "If her toe was better" hehe

g_attrill

9,044 posts

275 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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A phone call is better (assuming you aren't in a Travelodge), put on a "front desk" voice and say you've had several complaints smile

captainzep

13,306 posts

221 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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OP to his Mrs...

"...and another thing...the neighbours have been complaining about the noise you make during sex, so you're not going around there again d'you here me?..."

Edited by captainzep on Friday 28th November 10:49

tonyvid

9,889 posts

272 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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cornishgirl said:
The owner of the hotel I used to work at got so annoyed at a couple having very noisy bouncy-bouncy one night, he set the fire alarm off!

They were an really ugly couple as well! frown
You said bouncy-bouncy cloud9

My day is complete biggrin

Neil_H

15,418 posts

280 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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You should just make noises back, in time with his. I reckon it would be quite off-putting for him hearing a bloke grunting along with him....hehe


wargriff said:
you should of spent more on a proper hotel smile
Yes he should 'have' shouldn't he.

Maxf

8,444 posts

270 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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take apart the corby trouser press - that should take your mind off it.

captainzep

13,306 posts

221 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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anonymous said:
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Astute point.

I've had a few 'swing from the chandeliers, chase myself around the room to Benny Hill music, vase breaking, shrieking/bellowing' self-loving sessions in hotel rooms.

I mean, doesn't everyone?

captainzep

13,306 posts

221 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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anonymous said:
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An actual girl?

Or were you referring to your own Friday night alter-ego when you step into the chiffon dress?

funkyol

1,816 posts

248 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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davido140 said:
Pissed and shagging in the room next door, He sounds like a retard.....

Do I....

Ask them politely to shut up/give it a rest/join in

or complain to the hotel?

Alternatively bang on the wall or make stupid ape noises myself?


Edited by davido140 on Friday 28th November 04:37
Make louder retard noises and then start laughing