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materialistic wives - has anyone got experience of this, and would like to share their experiences - i'm just shocked that a spouse could be so aggressive and unsympathetic?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/r...
Idiots
Good name for a cartoon though, a bit like 'Toxic Crusaders'Well there were always going to be a bunch of snakes with tits in that sector of society. This is because there are snakes with tits in every sector.
Just like there are good women in every sector.
We just need the old advice of not thinking with our cocks.
Nice to see they've coined a word for that particular variety, mind.
Just like there are good women in every sector.
We just need the old advice of not thinking with our cocks.
Nice to see they've coined a word for that particular variety, mind.
ds shocker'...
davemac250 said:
Lets see.
You were the geeky kid at school, never had a girlfriend, studied really hard and landed a job with loads of money?
You joined 70-twelfty or whatever and ended up with a wife that scores 11?
The money went. Then she did.
Where is the surprise here?
No surprise is there really. Thats why the joint account only pays the bills and personal money stays personal. You want luxurys...get a job.You were the geeky kid at school, never had a girlfriend, studied really hard and landed a job with loads of money?
You joined 70-twelfty or whatever and ended up with a wife that scores 11?
The money went. Then she did.
Where is the surprise here?
L4URA said:
Blue Cat said:
why oh why - are men really that stupid just to marry a pretty face. Wish I had known that when I was younger!!
A lesson learnt too late for me too, dam! 
As we all know a man has two heads (large one & small one) but only enough blood to supply one or the other...... 
I'll roll this one out again -
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'
I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that **** knows I'm smarter than her.
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'
I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that **** knows I'm smarter than her.
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