Ive just cut my hand...

[miguel38]

Ouch, stupidly i was washing up and had my hand half in a glass when it smashed..

Its cut the top of my hand a little deep and all round the bottom of my thumb.

so Ive put some plasters on it and its stooped bleeding but my hands cold and a bit numb - a bit like when i'm giving blood is this normal?

it doesn't hurt but is just uncomfortable, is it normal to be cold?

cheers guy

[Garlick]

Not again......

[mybrainhurts]

I think you're dead...

HTH...

[batfink79]

When you had your hand in the glass was it half full of hand, or half empty?

If it was half full, the coldness is probably no big deal, and psychosomatic fears...


If it was half empty, then you have probably contracted glass aids, and your hand will soon drop off..............


HTH

[miguel38]

excellent, at least ive got the full collection of aids now, i think i should ebay them.

any offers?

[SS HSV]

If its cold its because:

• You have cold washing up water
• You dont have any blood left to keep it warm
• You are an insect

HTH

PS how about applying a plaster to stop the blood a bit and take yourself down to A and E instead of looking for a virtual fix on a bloody website...

[LeftBack]

miguel38 said:

Ouch, stupidly i was washing up...

Was there no woman around?

[plasticpig]

Well you have got two of them so I wouldnt worry too much. If it starts going green and smelling you can always have it chopped off.

[Lord Snot]

And what do you think is the normal thing to do if you've cut yourself badly?

Edited by Lord Snot on Thursday 20th November 19:11

[grumbledoak]

If you cannot tell whether or not you are bleeding to death, do us a favour and leave it as it is...

[Garlick]

Lord Snot said:

And what do you think the normal routine is if you've cut your hand badly?

Hold the injured one in the air to stem the blood and use the good one to post on here. Everybody knows that

[Muntu]

Pretend the wound is a menstrating minge and fk it.

That should stop the bleeding, and warm it up at the same time.

[satchbot]

I have asked nurse satchbot and she says possible nerve damage (she's medically qualified)

[Rob.]

Don`t worry, it`ll T-Cut out. You`ll be fine.

[Neil_H]

I think it's best if you finish yourself off and run the glass firmly across your neck.

Try not to make a mess though as someone will have to clean that up after you. Maybe get in the bath or something.

[BlackVanGirl]

at thread.

Cold or tingly probably means show it to a medic.

Can you move fingers, thumb etc normally?

[Dift]

Superglue the cut back together.

[MrVelox]

SS HSV said:

PS how about applying a plaster to stop the blood a bit and take yourself down to A and E instead of looking for a virtual fix on a bloody website...

Now now... I drink beer, screw around on the interweb, drive a fast and fuel inefficient car so I am fully qualified to sort this guy out.

Your hand is fked, suggest you replace it.

Ever see the movie Kingpin?

[G'kar]

Tom, please don't.

[sleep envy]

pffft!

broken glass? that's merely a scratch

try fking about with a slicing machine