Friday dilemma

[evenflow]

[Soovy]

Is this what it's come to?

[HRG]

Do gills count in the game of "any hole's a goal"?

[Marf]

Can the fish head talk?

[dan101smith]

The one on the left is more authentic woman:

A mouth that will probably never stop moving, and the taste of the sea below the waist.

Option B for me please.

[G'kar]

Marf said:

Can the fish head talk?

Gayer

[evenflow]

Soovy said:

Is this what it's come to?

Sadly, after my Friday, yes.

[Gylen]

I'd rather get a BJ of a woman than bum a fish so top half female for me.

<shakes head in quiet desperation of the fact the he just answered that. This week cannot end quickly enough>

[roboxm3]

BJ & a tit wk any day of the week....(sorry if that was a bit close to the mark)

[davemac250]

Top half.

The other one will never get the ironing done!

[Gun]

Well the normal mermaid has a mouth doesn't it, end of argument.

[captainzep]

There's a limp-wristed pickiness on display in this thread which I find distasteful.

[jollygreen]

Has to be top half human.

Soapy t i t w a n k s and BJ's all the way...

And why does she have a black boob-tube on? That's just wrong.

Edited by jollygreen on Friday 14th November 15:43

Edited by jollygreen on Friday 14th November 15:43

[8Ace]

You can't cook a fry-up with fins.

[Heskey]

Blow chunks in the fish's eye just for comedy.

Consonant, please, Carol.

[touching cloth]

Does the one on the left really come with that black bar across the norks?

[Chrispy Porker]

At least the one on the left could play snooker. Or could be taught to.

[Gun]

Chrispy Porker said:

At least the one on the left could play snooker. Or could be taught to.

Wouldn't have a very stable stance on a fish tail though!

[Chrispy Porker]

Gun said:

Chrispy Porker said:

At least the one on the left could play snooker. Or could be taught to.

Wouldn't have a very stable stance on a fish tail though!

Good point.
Might have to bend the rules a bit.
Or build a prop out of driftwood to hold her up.

[HRG]

Chrispy Porker said:

Gun said:

Chrispy Porker said:

At least the one on the left could play snooker. Or could be taught to.

Wouldn't have a very stable stance on a fish tail though!

Good point.
Might have to bend the rules a bit.
Or build a prop out of driftwood to hold her up.

There's a far simpler solution, dig a hole in the sand for her tail fin and for the legs of the pool table. Job's a good 'un.