Grown men Riding Kids' or Girls' Bicycles

[507bhp]

Just an observation, but I get annoyed when I see some moron in the middle of the day usually dressed in a tracksuit and cap, riding a bike that clearly doesn't belong to them.

You know the sort; Chavvy, goatee beard, gold earing and half sovereign, riding a bike 2 frame sizes too small with no cross bar. To add, he was probably smoking a Lambert and wearing £100 Nike Air Max from Footlocker.

I'm not necessarily saying they've nicked them, but such a vehicle is usually piloted by scum of the highest order!

[Ordinary Bloke]

I believe it's the fashion for young gentlemen these days...

[DennisTheMenace]

Drove past a couple in torquay this morning , with thier off spring sat on the cross bar taking them to sch... benefits office

[deckster]

I occasionally ride my wife's bike to the chippy if I can't be arsed to move it out of way to get mine out.

[507bhp]

deckster said:

I occasionally ride my wife's bike to the chippy if I can't be arsed to move it out of way to get mine out.

Well that's fine, as long as you dump it outside the chippy door in the way of a frail old man whilst you order your 'sausage dinner' and 'spam fritter and chips, wi beans'!

[Pigeon]

My bicycle has a "ladies' frame". I paid £3 for it. It works. Why should I care what shape the frame is?

[Garlick]

and how old is too old to ride a BMX?

Seen a few older gents on these recently

[elster]

Garlick said:

and how old is too old to ride a BMX?

Seen a few older gents on these recently

Think a BMX is slightly different.

SUrely that is like saying when do you have to give up any sport.

[Sheets Tabuer]

You've probably seen me then. I ride in a tracksuit because jeans would be stupid and if it is raining or sunny I wear a hat to keep stuff off my baldy head.

[12joe340]

alot of them spray them different colours to try to make them look cooler i guess

[deevlash]

I asked an attempted shoplifter to leave my shop, he commented how pathetic my job was etc on the way out, how I should have better things to do and generally lorded it up, then upon getting out of the door he climbed onto a kids mountain bike, one of those really crap £50 apollo jobbies with tiny wheels and pedaled off into the evenings torrential rain. I had a chuckle to myself and with any luck he got hit by a truck as he had no lights on the bike obviously.

[507bhp]

Pigeon said:

My bicycle has a "ladies' frame". I paid £3 for it. It works. Why should I care what shape the frame is?

You shouldn't care. But then I don't expect you show the other aforementioned characteristics that the 'star' of this post shows do you?

[carter711]

12joe340 said:

alot of them spray them different colours to try to make them look cooler i guess

They do that to change the look if the bike as it's stolen!

[hugoagogo]

go to holland, everyone is on a 'ladies' bike

usually riding no-handed while rolling a fag

[carter711]

carter711 said:

12joe340 said:

alot of them spray them different colours to try to make them look cooler i guess

They do that to change the look of the bike as it's stolen!

[Nolar Dog]

I think the bikes that are being referred to (in the main) are "customised" "Bratz" bikes.

"Retro" chrome thing with the stupid purple stickers removed to disguise the fact it is a stty girl mobile.

Buy a proper fking bike you cockspanners.

[PhilLL]

http://www.shoreditchgrandprix.com/

Made me laugh that this actually takes place, particularly as a big fan of Nathan Barley

[Ganglandboss]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tgkJK37s-X4

[largerandrock]

There was a mental bloke i use to see on the way home from school years ago who used to dress as a girls guide and ride around! is this the same?