Don't fart in the shower cubicle

[diablo_pete]

Was a really nasty way to start the day. Avoid.

[metro lover]

Leakage?

[Glassman]

Was it a shart?

[Elskeggso]

diablo_pete said:

Was a really nasty way to start the day. Avoid.

Follow through?

[bob1179]

To be honest, I'm always pleased with a decent 'gut rumbler' in the morning, especially if the OH can hear it from the bedroom. It sort of reverberates around the shower cubicle in a most pleasing manner.

[Steamer]

its not THAT bad! I can think of far worse places it could have happened!!

HTH:



...although he seems to have had a leak of another kind

Edited by Steamer on Thursday 13th November 15:52

[Dirty Boy]

You had better hope and pray to God that Parakitamol doesn't find this thread.

[Schmeeky]

Shouldn't this be in the 'Best bit of advice you've ever been given' thread?

If you are going to shart, I'd suggest in the shower is one of the better places one could choose...

[bob1179]

I suppose you're not referring to that famous song 'I've had an absolute of a day' by Kevin Bloody Wilson are you?

Top comical lyricist.

[8Ace]

bob1179 said:

I suppose you're not referring to that famous song 'I've had an absolute of a day' by Kevin Bloody Wilson are you?

Top comical lyricist.

I saw him live in Brisbane. It was brilliant.

[Poledriver]

Hope you flushed with the shower head afterwards!

[13th]

diablo_pete said:

Was a really nasty way to start the day. Avoid.

Well you seem to have survived and I trust your day improved.

I prefer the bath personally!

[diablo_pete]

Didn't follow through. Just a feeling of being confined with something that shouldn't be tasted for a second time. This is my best advice after 41 years of life and a university education.
Don't make the miskate I did. Just sets the day up all wrong.

[diablo_pete]

13th said:

diablo_pete said:

Was a really nasty way to start the day. Avoid.

Well you seem to have survived and I trust your day improved.

I prefer the bath personally!

It certainly did!

[benhunt]

The instant diffusion never ceases to amuse me.

[diablo_pete]

I now have great respect for the volume of breathable air in a proper room. Diffusion is our friend.

[bob1179]

8Ace said:

bob1179 said:

I suppose you're not referring to that famous song 'I've had an absolute of a day' by Kevin Bloody Wilson are you?

Top comical lyricist.

I saw him live in Brisbane. It was brilliant.

I missed him on his last tour of the UK. I want to go and see one of shows though, I love his totally off beat comedy.

[PapaBear]

diablo_pete said:

I now have great respect for the volume of breathable air in a proper room. Diffusion is our friend.

I take it you don't play "The Fart Game"?

[diablo_pete]

PapaBear said:

diablo_pete said:

I now have great respect for the volume of breathable air in a proper room. Diffusion is our friend.

I take it you don't play "The Fart Game"?

Mmmmm, not intentionally. Sounds smelly. what are the rules and how many sphinters are involved?
I generally fart alone (but not always especially if the dog is near by and I can pass the blame). Explain the rules.

[Logie]

Piping hot water + steam + fart = unpleasent! Fart seems to thicken up with the steam