Major F**K up. Need help.

[Bongo Friendee]

Guys. i've been an idiot and need advice. i've accidently set fire to my work van and if my boss finds out i'll be killed. It was great that i was given a van to drive but it was waay too slow. i rigged up a mod with a bottle of propane from my camp stove where when the butterfly in the throttle body opens up so far the gas cylinder opens up and injects propane straight into the cylinders with the air. i thought this was a top idea but when i went for a drive to check it out something went bang and flames started shooting through the air vents. Luckily we were ok and managed to get a hose to put the fire out but i'm left with this. i don't think there is too much dmamge to the engine but the interiour is a bit worser for wear. Do you think anyone will notice if i buy some seat covers and a dash mat?

[Skipppy]

[10 Pence Short]

That'll polish out.

[Eric Mc]

I'd sack you merely because of your poor English.

[Mc Lovin]

looks like you've had a bit of a fire there mate

[G'kar]

You maybe, just maybe, made that up, didn't you?

[miniman]

This has to be a wind up? Right?

[loafer123]

Eric Mc said:

I'd sack you merely because of your poor English.

But he'll be OK, as he has excellent "Australian".

[shirt]

is this serious? good luck with the job hunting

[8Ace]

miniman said:

This has to be a wind up? Right?

If it isn't, then the word Bellend doesn't even come close.

[Emmapuma]

thank you for brightening up my afternoon. that made me giggle

[Gun]

I'm sorry but

[B.J.W]

"I might be able to help you if it was indeed your Van. But it's not, so I suggest you sod off and think up some better material"

[Hereward]

Just use one of those interior cleaner sprays with a damp cloth. It might take a while but should buff-up okay. Good luck.

[rhinochopig]

A+ for effort, sadly an F- for attainment. Good story though

[ad551]

Strewth.

[tegwin]

lol

[Bongo Friendee]

rhinochopig said:

A+ for effort, sadly an F- for attainment. Good story though

haha ok ok. its the best I could come up with before I finihsed my beer and had to go get another. I'll bullst better next time

[bob1179]

If it is indeed true

Rest assured that it is a ste van anyway, nowhere near as much fun to drive as a Transit or Sprinter. I reckon a couple of cheap seat covers from your local supermarket, a secondhand steering wheel and a bit of cardboard with some dials drawn on it should sort you out.

[madrob6]

This is either a wind up or you're a chuffing eejit.