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blindswelledrat

Original Poster:

25,257 posts

262 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Customer: Its cold out today isn't it?
Electrician: Yes. Its been miserable all week
Customer: The forecast was good
Electrican: I know. FOrecasts aren't particularly accurate
Customer: True.
Electrician: OK- here is your bill
Customer: Thank you. I shall pay it
Electrician: Thank you, Bye
Customer: Bye

G'kar

3,728 posts

216 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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What is this?

Mc Lovin

5,588 posts

251 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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its called the internets

Plotloss

67,280 posts

300 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Comedy.






Apparently.

G'kar

3,728 posts

216 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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What is this?

Seriously. It didn't happen, it's not a joke, AICMFP

blindswelledrat

Original Poster:

25,257 posts

262 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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I am equally puzzled:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...



BUt there is no £5

Mc Lovin

5,588 posts

251 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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blindswelledrat said:
I am equally puzzled:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...



BUt there is no £5
Stop saying that ffs, there is, there is and you know it.

G'kar

3,728 posts

216 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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In this case, there is.

I offered it to myself as a reward for posting on this thread.


blindswelledrat

Original Poster:

25,257 posts

262 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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G'kar said:
In this case, there is.

I offered it to myself as a reward for posting on this thread.
Anyone knows that you cannot claim a monetary reward from yourself.
For reward you need a combination of sacrifice and gain from the respective parties involved.
Taking £5 from your pocket and passing it to your other hand and getting that hand to place it in a different poclket as though you were two different people is madness. Its not a reward that's for sure.

Heskey

4,048 posts

223 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Mc Lovin said:
blindswelledrat said:
I am equally puzzled:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...



BUt there is no £5
Stop saying that ffs, there is, there is and you know it.
No McFluffer.

There's no fiver, no cake, and no hope (for your hair)!

G'kar

3,728 posts

216 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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blindswelledrat said:
G'kar said:
In this case, there is.

I offered it to myself as a reward for posting on this thread.
Anyone knows that you cannot claim a monetary reward from yourself.
For reward you need a combination of sacrifice and gain from the respective parties involved.
Taking £5 from your pocket and passing it to your other hand and getting that hand to place it in a different poclket as though you were two different people is madness. Its not a reward that's for sure.
I take my entertainment where I can.

And let's face it, my little fiver jape with myself still brought more merit to the planet than an incomprehensibly st thread about plumbers and vat.

Not much, I concede, but some.


blindswelledrat

Original Poster:

25,257 posts

262 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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G'kar said:
blindswelledrat said:
G'kar said:
In this case, there is.

I offered it to myself as a reward for posting on this thread.
Anyone knows that you cannot claim a monetary reward from yourself.
For reward you need a combination of sacrifice and gain from the respective parties involved.
Taking £5 from your pocket and passing it to your other hand and getting that hand to place it in a different poclket as though you were two different people is madness. Its not a reward that's for sure.
I take my entertainment where I can.

And let's face it, my little fiver jape with myself still brought more merit to the planet than an incomprehensibly st thread about plumbers and vat.

Not much, I concede, but some.
I will conceed that.
Spend your fiver on something nice.

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

281 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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rofl

Only on PH can you have two virtual people who have never met and never will, arguing over whether a virtual £5 reward can be given to ones virtual self.

Priceless.

BSR, WTF?

blindswelledrat

Original Poster:

25,257 posts

262 months

Plotloss

67,280 posts

300 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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blindswelledrat said:
Spend your fiver on something nice.
He's going to buy shares in himself.

G'kar

3,728 posts

216 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Cara Van Man said:
rofl

Only on PH can you have two virtual people who have never met and never will, arguing over whether a virtual £5 reward can be given to ones virtual self.

Priceless.

BSR, WTF?
Shut it you.

I get something nice cloud9

I'm thinking a Terry's Chocolate Orange and a can of fizzy pop.

Yayage.

blindswelledrat

Original Poster:

25,257 posts

262 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Plotloss said:
blindswelledrat said:
Spend your fiver on something nice.
He's going to buy shares in himself.
hehe

G'kar

3,728 posts

216 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Plotloss thinks I'm nice.

This thread was so worth a fiver.

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

281 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Who actually has this fiver?


Plotloss

67,280 posts

300 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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G'kar said:
Plotloss thinks I'm nice.

This thread was so worth a fiver.
Its a double bluff.