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anonymous-user

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84 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Heskey

4,048 posts

223 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Old news this, ain't it?

pies1981

8,998 posts

217 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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digimeistter said:
this story sounds a little fishy to me

Edited by pies1981 on Wednesday 5th November 13:20

chevykevv

1,447 posts

237 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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I'm surprised he didn't fall backwards onto a carrot (accidentally) as well.

Edited by chevykevv on Wednesday 5th November 13:22

SimonV8ster

13,009 posts

258 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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chevykevv said:
I'm surprised he didn't fall backwards onto a carrot (accidentally) as well.
Or find the Catfish that was vigourously moving about in his bottom.

SeeFive

8,353 posts

263 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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He'd previously been at the hospital to have 1.5 metres of vacuum cleaner hose removed from his penis as he was not doing anything sordid, but was merely "trying to remove a fish that he thought may have drifted up his Jap's eye"

Save Ferris

2,738 posts

243 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Some of the readers comments are great, for me it's got to be...

Farmer Ted said:
"They musn't have any sheep in India or at least none of the lovely ones like we have here in New Zealand"