What do I do with a dead cow?

[cazzer]

I have some land behind my house that I own.
It backs on to a field that someone keeps cows on. (God knows who)
They regularly wander over onto my land....its ok, keeps the grass down.
Anyhow...one died in the last week sometime.

What the hell do I do with a dead cow?

[anonymous-user]

BBQ at cazzers place!

[gazza_3]

cazzer said:

I have some land behind my house that I own.
It backs on to a field that someone keeps cows on. (God knows who)
They regularly wander over onto my land....its ok, keeps the grass down.
Anyhow...one died in the last week sometime.

What the hell do I do with a dead cow?

C4 and BOOOM!!

[GTIR]

Blow it up with TNT.

True, it works with whales.

[briSk]

chain saw, formaldahide, glass box. kerching.

[G'kar]

Sounds like a hell of a carrion.

[Taita]

Can you eat the meat if its been sat in the warm for a few days?

Pay attention next time, and get out there as soon as it dies.

[BoRED S2upid]

Set up one of those cameras that films over a couple of weeks and watch what happens to it, could be interesting.

[Vixpy1]

I'd say its time to Moove on

[Landlord]

Apply some lubricant and fk it?

[ad551]

You'll have to mooove it.

[ad551]

Damn, this topic is going to be milked to death.

[eharding]

cazzer said:

I have some land behind my house that I own.
It backs on to a field that someone keeps cows on. (God knows who)
They regularly wander over onto my land....its ok, keeps the grass down.
Anyhow...one died in the last week sometime.

What the hell do I do with a dead cow?

Didn't anyone tell you cows hibernate over the winter, rather like tortoises? Sounds like this one fell asleep before it could finish making its nest.

Do the decent thing, line an extra large wooden crate with lots of newspaper, put the cow in it and keep it somewhere reasonably warm. Come the spring, the cow with wake up, fit and well. Then you can slaughter it and have a supply of steak for the summer. Perfect.

Edited by eharding on Tuesday 4th November 18:23

[Vixpy1]

ad551 said:

You'll have to mooove it.

What an udderly rediculous suggestion!

[anonymous-user]

Landlord said:

Apply some lubricant and fk it?

, this is why i spend soo much time here, that is just sooooo funny!!

[scotal]

Landlord said:

Apply some lubricant and fk it?

And the award for most leftfield suggestion yet goes to Landlord!!!!

[Steamer]

Are you a Starwars fan?

If not the following line will be lost on you, but now is your ideal chance to rein-act the scene:

"Hang on, kid. This may smell bad, but it'll keep you warm"

[Vixpy1]

homicide said:

Landlord said:

Apply some lubricant and fk it?

, this is why i spend soo much time here, that is just sooooo funny!!

What do you do when your cow starts smoking?

Apply some lubricant


sorry

[cs02rm0]

Put a blanket over it, in this weather it must be fresian...

[mrobertshaw]

cazzer said:

I have some land behind my house that I own.
It backs on to a field that someone keeps cows on. (God knows who)
They regularly wander over onto my land....its ok, keeps the grass down.
Anyhow...one died in the last week sometime.

What the hell do I do with a dead cow?

Find out who owns the field and tell them to remove dead cow off your land...