Table manners

[ascayman]

starting your meal before your guests have received theirs.

picking a white because you have fish without asking what your steak eating guest would prefer.

topping up your own wine glass without / before offering others.

finishing the bottle and not ordering another whilst you guests have empty glasses.

talking with your mouth full.

trying someone elses desert before he/she has answered your 'that looks nice can i have a try?' question.

answering your mobile phone at the table.

having a 5min conversation with your frankly huge wife whilst at the table. .

being 5x more pissed than your guests at lunch.

all the above during one fking meal, . .

honestly how fking difficult is it to have some table manners????

[Sixpackpert]

I'm sorry, did you want red wine?

[wadgebeast]

Sounds like a fantastic double date. How did you settle the bill?

[BoRED S2upid]

Great story.

[Puff Puff]

Is this a confession?

[Eddh]

Ah but was he picking up the bill?

[ascayman]

wadgebeast said:

Sounds like a fantastic double date. How did you settle the bill?

there were 5 guests

yes he did get the bill but that shouldnt excuse the poor table manners should it?

[FlossyThePig]

There's no such thing as a free lunch!

[Yoshiwaan]

ascayman said:

wadgebeast said:

Sounds like a fantastic double date. How did you settle the bill?

there were 5 guests

yes he did get the bill but that shouldnt excuse the poor table manners should it?

Well, it helps

Obviously someone who had dosh thrust upon them not brought up with it.

Some people honestly don't know better.

ascayman said:

being 5x more pissed than your guests at lunch.

Or is that the crux of the problem?

Edited by Yoshiwaan on Tuesday 4th November 13:44

Edited by Yoshiwaan on Tuesday 4th November 13:45

[lawrence567]

ascayman said:

wadgebeast said:

Sounds like a fantastic double date. How did you settle the bill?

there were 5 guests

yes he did get the bill but that shouldnt excuse the poor table manners should it?

Dont you just hate it when after you've bought your guests dinner they bh & whine about you behind your back?