What to do

[anonymous-user]

Any ideas for a girl who wants to do something, to quote: "Silly and extravagant" ?

[Penny-lope]

nickg_44 said:

Any ideas for a girl who wants to do something, to quote: "Silly and extravagant" ?

God you'll regret asking that on here

[anonymous-user]

I want to know all possibilities.

[CosmicMatt]

Bend her over stick your thumb up her bum and then give her a pearl necklace...

Or seriously, get some bubbly and take her on the London Eye!

[anonymous-user]

I'll take the first option matt. What else do people suggest?

Edited by nickg_44 on Monday 3rd November 23:27

[outlaw biker]

Dress her up like a clown and fly her to New York.

[Blukoo]

You could treat her like a Princess...


Stick her in the back of a Mercedes and drive her into a wall.

[Rob.]

CosmicMatt said:

Bend her over stick your thumb up her bum and then give her a pearl necklace...

Or seriously, get some bubbly and take her up the Oxo tower!

Could`nt resist.

[threesixty]

crash a tractor into her kitchen, its what I did.

[Ordinary Bloke]

I think I just found my thread-of-the-day...

[Pagey]

outlaw biker said:

Dress her up like a clown and fly her to New York.

+ 1

[Vixpy1]

On holiday recently i dared one of my companions to video himself with a hooker, doing her up the arse while shouting 'Ya, VTEC just kicked in'

You could try that?

[anonymous-user]

Vixpy1 said:

On holiday recently i dared one of my companions to video himself with a hooker, doing her up the arse while shouting 'Ya, VTEC just kicked in'

You could try that?

[Robatr0n]

Vixpy1 said:

On holiday recently i dared one of my companions to video himself with a hooker, doing her up the arse while shouting 'Ya, VTEC just kicked in'

You could try that?

Are you sure you should be telling that story on here?

[thehawk]

Bukkake party. There are some events in Paddington you could go to.

[Famous Graham]

thehawk said:

Bukkake party. There are some events in Paddington you could go to.

Poor bear

Get a chaffeur limo to Waterloo, get on the Eurostar and go to Paris for a couple of days.

[cronk-flakes]

threesixty said:

crash a tractor into her kitchen, its what I did.

Euphemism or are you actually st with a tractor?

[davemac250]

Famous Graham said:

thehawk said:

Bukkake party. There are some events in Paddington you could go to.

Poor bear

Get a chaffeur limo to Waterloo, get on the Eurostar and go to Paris for a couple of days.


Where a bigger bukkake party is happening

EFA

[fathomfive]

davemac250 said:

Famous Graham said:

thehawk said:

Bukkake party. There are some events in Paddington you could go to.

Poor bear

Get a chaffeur limo to Waterloo, get on the Eurostar and go to Paris for a couple of days.


Where a bigger bukkake party is happening

EFA

In which case you'd just get the ferry to Calais. Plenty of French seamen there...

[tonyvid]

Vixpy1 said:

On holiday recently i dared one of my companions to video himself with a hooker, doing her up the arse while shouting 'Ya, VTEC just kicked in'

You could try that?

Crikey, nothing like that happened on my holiday