Iv'e got a riddle for you

[automater]

Ok so youve got 2 coins to make 30p , one of them isnt a 10p piece

you do the math!

[AndrewTait]

If one of them isn't a 10p, the other one is!

[PhilLL]

a 10p and a 20p. Easy shirley

[SimonV8ster]

A 50p and a 20p ? One person exchanges the 20p for the 50p - therefore making 30p ?

[Ordinary Bloke]

That was quick. Next thread please...

[automater]

Ordinary Bloke said:

That was quick. Next thread please...

If your in a race and overtake 2nd , what place are you?

[Cookie172]

automater said:

Ordinary Bloke said:

That was quick. Next thread please...

If your in a race and overtake 2nd , what place are you?

Tbh you could be a back marker, surely?

[G'kar]

automater said:

Ordinary Bloke said:

That was quick. Next thread please...

If your in a race and overtake 2nd , what place are you?

2nd

[AndrewTait]

Someone's been doing the Facebook IQ tests!!!

2nd

[absolutely]

Cookie172 said:

automater said:

Ordinary Bloke said:

That was quick. Next thread please...

If your in a race and overtake 2nd , what place are you?

Tbh you could be a back marker, surely?

You are unlapped or 3rd if you spun or the obvious one, first.

[automater]

A man’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

[Penny-lope]

automater said:

A man’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

Sausages

[soprano]

automater said:

A man’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

meat

[soprano]

Penny-lope said:

automater said:

A man’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

Sausages

damn beaten to it!

[993AL]

automater said:

A man’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

Meat?

[absolutely]

Pies and in some obscure butchers like my local, veg!

[automater]

What goes up and down stairs without moving?

[Penny-lope]

automater said:

What goes up and down stairs without moving?

Runner

[SS HSV]

A fart?

[G'kar]

automater said:

What goes up and down stairs without moving?

A staircarpet.

If you're a bit council.