What is it about strippers...
Discussion
...that gets us menfolk in to big trouble?
Now, I'm a regular reader and occasionally I post so I don't want to reveal my identity (for fear of getting flamed down!). I recall the Aerofoil saga and the other bloke that got wasted with a bunch of strippers!
I ended up in a dodgy strip joint a few nights ago, rather reluctantly I hasten to add. I've never been to one in the UK before and to be honest haven't been too bothered. We walked in, it was relatively cheap to get in and dances were a tenner a pop. The the strippers were absolutely gorgeous, very tactile and lots of good fun and were up for a laugh. As it was my first time at such an establishment it was quite a novelty being entertained by a host of girls from all over the world and I got a little carried away with the dances, 5 dances and a few drinks later me and my mate was wanting some more.
At this point I would like to add that I don't want your sympathy or your money - just a good excuse.
We walked over to the cashpoint, conveniently situated within the premises. Without thinking (well I did but the Vodka convinced me otherwise) I took out a wad of cash and we sat back down for a few more dances, at this point I didn't even think of the consequences. What consequences I hear you ask? this is where it all went wrong.
Thing is I'm married and wife did NOT know I was at a strip joint, if she finds out I'm in trouble, lots of trouble! There is no way she would know unless she saw my bank statement. Only problem being that I also let her do all my e-banking etc so she has access to all my transactions 24-7.
Anyway, when I woke up the following morning I went online and there it was the FULL name of the local establishment (it's well known so Mrs knows of it) on the e-statement. OK, not a problem as I don't get paper statements and seeing as my wife has access to my e-banking I changed the password! Feeling rather relieved I thought I'd test the new password, for some unknown reason (maybe the hangover) I entered the wrong password twice so the computer has decided to reset and send me a new password in the post. Bigger problem, I'm now out of the country for a week and dreading what is about to unfold. What's the most likely thing my Mrs will do when she gets that new password?
Now, I'm a regular reader and occasionally I post so I don't want to reveal my identity (for fear of getting flamed down!). I recall the Aerofoil saga and the other bloke that got wasted with a bunch of strippers!
I ended up in a dodgy strip joint a few nights ago, rather reluctantly I hasten to add. I've never been to one in the UK before and to be honest haven't been too bothered. We walked in, it was relatively cheap to get in and dances were a tenner a pop. The the strippers were absolutely gorgeous, very tactile and lots of good fun and were up for a laugh. As it was my first time at such an establishment it was quite a novelty being entertained by a host of girls from all over the world and I got a little carried away with the dances, 5 dances and a few drinks later me and my mate was wanting some more.
At this point I would like to add that I don't want your sympathy or your money - just a good excuse.
We walked over to the cashpoint, conveniently situated within the premises. Without thinking (well I did but the Vodka convinced me otherwise) I took out a wad of cash and we sat back down for a few more dances, at this point I didn't even think of the consequences. What consequences I hear you ask? this is where it all went wrong.
Thing is I'm married and wife did NOT know I was at a strip joint, if she finds out I'm in trouble, lots of trouble! There is no way she would know unless she saw my bank statement. Only problem being that I also let her do all my e-banking etc so she has access to all my transactions 24-7.
Anyway, when I woke up the following morning I went online and there it was the FULL name of the local establishment (it's well known so Mrs knows of it) on the e-statement. OK, not a problem as I don't get paper statements and seeing as my wife has access to my e-banking I changed the password! Feeling rather relieved I thought I'd test the new password, for some unknown reason (maybe the hangover) I entered the wrong password twice so the computer has decided to reset and send me a new password in the post. Bigger problem, I'm now out of the country for a week and dreading what is about to unfold. What's the most likely thing my Mrs will do when she gets that new password?
Missus will log on to find out why you've changed it.
I'd say a) come clean now.
b) get a smuch sex as possible whilst you're away, as she won't give you some for a while...
c) take the next step, if you're going to Russia get yourself a bride - you've found out how to sepnd money on women - why not take the next step?
I'd say a) come clean now.
b) get a smuch sex as possible whilst you're away, as she won't give you some for a while...
c) take the next step, if you're going to Russia get yourself a bride - you've found out how to sepnd money on women - why not take the next step?
iLuvStrippers said:
Totally agree with you, almost feel like just telling her, just don't have the heart to tell her.
Are you using 'stripper' as a euphemism for something else? Like a pre-op trans-sexual prostitute?I don't think I've ever had a girlfriend who would have cared about me seeing strippers (as long as I wasn't pawning her stuff to fund it). The current OH insisted we went to Hooters when we were in LA, 'cos she knew I'd like it.
So, you are married, you went to a strip joint, spent a load of cash on having naked women dance for your sexual pleasure..... and now your missus is going to find out !!
How do you expect her to react you utter plank !?
Must say that your post makes you out to be a right b
ks-free-zone, the typical kinda guy who has buckets of bravado when he has some drink in him but in the cold light of day is limper than Larry Grayson's wrist !!
Man up son, go glue some hair to your chest, then consider fessing up tp your wife, that is if you any respect for her at all.
PS the sudden change of account password will instantly put your wife's mind on to the correct track... she will out think you, guess why you changed the password and allow you to dig an even greater hole for yourself !!
How do you expect her to react you utter plank !?
Must say that your post makes you out to be a right b
ks-free-zone, the typical kinda guy who has buckets of bravado when he has some drink in him but in the cold light of day is limper than Larry Grayson's wrist !!Man up son, go glue some hair to your chest, then consider fessing up tp your wife, that is if you any respect for her at all.
PS the sudden change of account password will instantly put your wife's mind on to the correct track... she will out think you, guess why you changed the password and allow you to dig an even greater hole for yourself !!
I reluctantly followed some chums into a Blackpool lapdance establishment during a stag do once.
I didn't enjoy it. It felt contrived and the relationship between the women and the fellas seemed odd. Wrong in fact. They all semed to be having a great time. I suppose its just my middle class upbringing, but I didn't know where to look. I felt awkward, uncomfortable and just knocked back my very expensive bottles of beer to pass the time. Another chap felt like this and frankly we couldn't wait to leave. I put in for the groom to have a 'special dance' too which cost a fair bit, just to hurry the whole seedy thing along.
I didn't want to repeat the exercise.
(this is what I told my wife -worked a feckin' treat.)
I didn't enjoy it. It felt contrived and the relationship between the women and the fellas seemed odd. Wrong in fact. They all semed to be having a great time. I suppose its just my middle class upbringing, but I didn't know where to look. I felt awkward, uncomfortable and just knocked back my very expensive bottles of beer to pass the time. Another chap felt like this and frankly we couldn't wait to leave. I put in for the groom to have a 'special dance' too which cost a fair bit, just to hurry the whole seedy thing along.
I didn't want to repeat the exercise.
(this is what I told my wife -worked a feckin' treat.)
Edited by captainzep on Saturday 1st November 14:11
Depends on your OH. I've found that most women would rather you had the balls to come out and be up front about what you have done, be sure that she will find out anyway and if when she does she will automatically assume that you didn't tell her because you got up to more than just watching!
parakitaMol. said:
steven182 said:
Your non-comment is worse than the the respost.
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