My wife hates me...
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...There's two things you need to know about her; 1) she's the most unobservant person in the world, and 2) she's not in to cars in any shape or form.
So the other night she came home and told me she hates me. So I enquire why. Apparently she was coming home on the A12 in the outside lane (third thing you need to know - she sits in the wrong lane all the time!), when she sees a Lamborghini flying up behind her. So her first reason for hatred is that she actually noticed the car coming up behind and pulled over, secondly, from a distance she recognised a Lambo.
And then as it went to pass, she wound down the window to listen to it. For that she completely hates me
She's still not coming to Le Mans though...
So the other night she came home and told me she hates me. So I enquire why. Apparently she was coming home on the A12 in the outside lane (third thing you need to know - she sits in the wrong lane all the time!), when she sees a Lamborghini flying up behind her. So her first reason for hatred is that she actually noticed the car coming up behind and pulled over, secondly, from a distance she recognised a Lambo.
And then as it went to pass, she wound down the window to listen to it. For that she completely hates me
She's still not coming to Le Mans though...
Edited by muppetdave on Saturday 1st November 13:20
k in 10-12 secondsmuppetdave said:
...There's two things you need to know about her; 1) she's the most unobservant person in the world, and 2) she's not in to cars in any shape or form.
So the other night she came home and told me she hates me. So I enquire why. Apparently she was coming home on the A12 in the outside lane (third thing you need to know - she sits in the wrong lane all the time!), when she sees a Lamborghini flying up behind her. So her first reason for hatred is that she actually noticed the car coming up behind and pulled over, secondly, from a distance she recognised a Lambo.
And then as it went to pass, she wound down the window to listen to it. For that she completely hates me
She's still not coming to Le Mans though...
You are a shining beacon of hope to us all sir, I am awaiting the day my wife starts to appreciate cars.So the other night she came home and told me she hates me. So I enquire why. Apparently she was coming home on the A12 in the outside lane (third thing you need to know - she sits in the wrong lane all the time!), when she sees a Lamborghini flying up behind her. So her first reason for hatred is that she actually noticed the car coming up behind and pulled over, secondly, from a distance she recognised a Lambo.
And then as it went to pass, she wound down the window to listen to it. For that she completely hates me
She's still not coming to Le Mans though...
Edited by muppetdave on Saturday 1st November 13:20
She only let me have my Scimitar because I said it was an estate car & was relitively practical...When i turned up in it, at home, she was less that impressed
Still, another bonus, I got a better nights sleep in the spare room...Double Whammy!
Edited by ol' dirty on Saturday 1st November 13:54
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