Why all the trouble in The Congo?

[Baby Huey]

Have they run out of Um-Bongo?

[Alex97]

I've heard that they do drink it there, so it's a possibility.

[S13_Alan]

Hahaha... I thought this was going be a serious post and was all set to post that. Damn!

[Baby Huey]

Serious?

While I'm this hungover?

[Drew b]

Some reports state that it was all started by a hippo.

[Plotloss]

The Hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.

This started a conflict within the interior ministry responsible for sweet produce, the regions only export. To protect its business interests on a global stage they had to mobilise the military. The leader of the military a one Field Marshall Dim Tango has been locked in a bitter political struggle with his democratic opposition a jovial character whose main campaigning method is to point out what great weather they have. As they all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo.

[Sloppy]

Credit Crunch?

[mybrainhurts]

Sloppy said:

Credit Crunch?

Broke a tooth on one of those...

[Sloppy]

Credit Munch?

[Poledriver]

Are magic mushrooms available at the moment by any chance?

Edited for the slow!

Edited by Poledriver on Saturday 1st November 15:54

[mybrainhurts]

Poledriver said:

Are m mushrooms available at the moment by any chance?

Y yes, w why...?

[Olf]

I actually think that the press are on orders from the government to concentrate on something other than our collapsing economy and general doom mongering. That's why the Woss thing has got so out of control and also why they are concentrating on the Congo. Anyone who knows anything about the Congo knows this st has is just another day in the most brutal anarchic country on earth.

[lionrampant]

Underling #1: "People are killing and raping each other sir, millions are in dire need of medical care... we need to do something!"

Gordon Brown: "I've told you before John, we can't be seen to take sides in the American elections."

Edited by lionrampant on Saturday 1st November 16:18