Halloween Ideas

[Andrew[MG]]

I need some easy but effective ideas to dress up on Friday. Can't really be bothered but everyone at work is so it's just easier to play along. Things I can make easily in the house would be best but I can always pop to the shops after work or tomorrow

Thanks for the help!

[Neil_H]

White sheet, holes for eyes.

Job done.

[illmonkey]

here:

possibly NSFW http://ace.mu.nu/archives/BestHalloweenCostumeEver...

[filski666]

wear a pair of underpants and nothing else - tell people you are a premature ejaculation (you have come in your pants)

[Soovy]

How about banning tha pointless American b0llocks, which is merely another excuse for the great unwashed to behave the c0cktards.

Edited by Soovy on Wednesday 29th October 14:38

[B.J.W]

Andrew[MG] said:

I need some easy but effective ideas to dress up on Friday. Can't really be bothered but everyone at work is so it's just easier to play along. Things I can make easily in the house would be best but I can always pop to the shops after work or tomorrow

Thanks for the help!

Suggested this earlier.

Don't shave until Friday. On Friday, shave one side of your face and leave the other side. On the unshaven side mess up your hair, on the shaven side brush it. Put some costume blood etc (if you can be arsed) on the unshaven side. Hey presto, ready made Doctor Jekyl and Mr Hyde.

[Andrew[MG]]

filski666 said:

wear a pair of underpants and nothing else - tell people you are a premature ejaculation (you have come in your pants)

I like your thinking!

[Andrew[MG]]

Soovy said:

How about banning tha pointless American b0llocks, which is merely another excuse for the great unwashed to behave the c0cktards.

This would be my wish

[paulmurr]

mix flour and water into a glue and use it to stick bits of cooked ham to your face. Accessorise with some torn clothing and fake blood and hey presto, you're a zombie. Plus you can tear bits of meat off your face during the night and eat it.

[Rach*]

Like Alan!

[bigTee]

Soovy said:

How about banning tha pointless American b0llocks, which is merely another excuse for the great unwashed to behave the c0cktards.

Edited by Soovy on Wednesday 29th October 14:38

Didn't Halloween start with the Irish?

[Simpo Two]

Thanks for reminding me not to answer the door on Halloween night.

'Trick or treat mister?'

'I'll take the treat please - what have you got? I see you've brought your parents along too - they must have some cash on them surely...?'

Edited by Simpo Two on Wednesday 29th October 14:56

[Simpo Two]

bigTee said:

Didn't Halloween start with the Irish?

But they all went to America when the potatoes ran out. Apart from a few who went to Liverpool and ended up as gypsies.

(From 'Simpo's Book of the World' Vol. 2)

[10 Pence Short]

Simpo Two said:

bigTee said:

Didn't Halloween start with the Irish?

But they all went to America when the potatoes ran out. Apart from a few who went to Liverpool and ended up as gypsies.

(From 'Simpo's Book of the World' Vol. 2)

Hence the phrase "Thieving Scouse B&stards".

[tim the pool man]

Andrew[MG] said:

Soovy said:

How about banning tha pointless American b0llocks, which is merely another excuse for the great unwashed to behave the c0cktards.

This would be my wish

I'm with Soovy too. No little bds better come knocking here...

[largerandrock]

Clockwork Orange .

EASY!

[Andrew[MG]]

Any more ideas? I might take a trip to Tesco/Asda and see if I can get anything to stick together....

[wadgebeast]

as mentioned earlier in the week, black suit, white shirt, black tie, top hat and a tape measure around your neck - undertaker!

[Pupp]

Andrew[MG] said:

Any more ideas? I might take a trip to Tesco/Asda and see if I can get anything to stick together....

Same boat myself... have blagged a Darth Vader type cape and clobber but might spice it up with a phony chainsaw as the light sabre seems a bit gay.... Sort of mix 'n match darkside

There again Clockwork Orange appeals too

[Wado-Ryu]

Andrew[MG] said:

I need some easy but effective ideas to dress up on Friday. Can't really be bothered but everyone at work is so it's just easier to play along. Things I can make easily in the house would be best but I can always pop to the shops after work or tomorrow

Thanks for the help!

Dress up as the easter bunny!