What put you off girls?

[stuttgartmetal]

When I was out looking for a proper Missus, I used to get through a load of birds.
There was always some insignificant trait, or habit, or feature they had, that put me off them.
They would be clingy, or have an unkempt garden, or looked a bit like their Dad, or had bitten nails.
Just some stupid trait that put me off.
One was a christian, I did try every move, but if your not getting laid, its a case of...."next"
One ate her Sunday roast with ketchup.
FFS!

One wore nylon pants, no thanks.
One was a dyed in the wool Sloane..... uhu, uhuh, uhuhh... Bubbye.

What put you off?

In the interest of balance, girls feel free to fire back

[Carreauchompeur]

Gheyness.

[Ordinary Bloke]

I'm witnessing a PH 'coming out of the closet', judging by the title...

[mybrainhurts]

Beards...

[eharding]

Two words. "Insolvency Practitioner"

On the plus side, she was prepared to sleep with me on a regular basis.

On the negative side, she had a damn good go at making me insolvent.

[robinhood21]

I was always more grateful than put off!

[stuttgartmetal]

As an addendum, it didn't put me off girls altogether, Ive always loved them in the altogether BTW, no, what put you off the individual.

[koenig999]

Tats & fags

Koenig

[elle]

Ever thought you're too fussy

[sleep envy]

lack of confidence
being ditzy

[Penny-lope]

elle said:

Ever thought you're too fussy

Next he'll produce a 'list', like some other PH'er

[tomTVR]

Bad breath and incontinence mainly.

[sleep envy]

tomTVR said:

incontinence

try those below 50 years of age

HTH

[stuttgartmetal]

elle said:

Ever thought you're too fussy

It all changed when I met Mrs Metal, no-she's not looking over my shoulder--there was always something.
I even had a couple of longish goes with breaks in between. But you know what happens on the second go round. You remember what why it all finished in the first place.

[tomTVR]

sleep envy said:

tomTVR said:

incontinence

try those below 50 years of age

HTH

But why limit my choice?! To be fair its not so bad, s'pose its just a case of 'ploughing through'

[Papoo]

Small tats.

A cave like a slit alsatian's throat.

Closet drug addiction.

Not taking it up the bum.

[Burgmeister]

Wild gardens - I totally agree (bloody cavegirls if you ask me).

Impoliteness - This really irks me. When a girl cannot have decent manners to appreciate things or indeed remember your parents birthdays!

[stuttgartmetal]

Papoo said:

Not taking it up the bum.

And with a handle like that, what ever else could they expect ?

[Papoo]

stuttgartmetal said:

Papoo said:

Not taking it up the bum.

And with a handle like that, what ever else could they expect ?

Well exactly.

The bhes.

[threesixty]

A mole in between her boobs.

It was like that scene from austin powers everytime i saw it.