If you were to...

[CosmicMatt]

pass on one piece of advice to a 'new PHer having experience the environment for sometime; what would it be and why?

Mine would be a choice of the following:

1. Never mention any anecdotes of women, sex and the gravy train at once.
2. Never come to PHers with 'emotional' issues.
3. Always ensure that your spelling and grammar is correct.
4. Never try and outwit, someone here will always be cleverer than you and get one over.

Any more?

Edited to add:

5. Don't post pointless threads.

Edited by CosmicMatt on Friday 24th October 16:02

[smutbag]

CosmicMatt said:

pass on one piece of advice to a 'new PHer having experience the environment for sometime; what would it be and why?

Mine would be a choice of the following:

1. Never mention any anecdotes of women, sex and the gravy train at once.
2. Never come to PHers with 'emotional' issues.
3. Always ensure that your spelling and grammar is correct.
4. Never try and outwit, someone here will always be cleverer than you and get one over.

Any more?

Number three.

The rest are what makes P&P a funny place to be

[Tony*T3]

Dont waste time reading PistonHeads.

[ewenm]

Read and think before posting.

or

Don't post anything you wouldn't say to someone's face in public.

or

Always ask Rich1231 for advice.

[paoloh]

NEVER EVER talk about drunken 3somes.

[Justayellowbadge]

CosmicMatt said:

4. Never try and outwit, someone here will always be cleverer than you and get one over.

There is something so moreish about the taste of abject defeatism.

[maix27]

CosmicMatt said:

pass on one piece of advice to a 'new PHer having experience the environment for sometime; what would it be and why?

Mine would be a choice of the following:

1. Never mention any anecdotes of women, sex and the gravy train at once.
2. Never come to PHers with 'emotional' issues.
3. Always ensure that your spelling and grammar is correct.
4. Never try and outwit, someone here will always be cleverer than you and get one over.

Any more?

Edited to add:

5. Don't post pointless threads.

Edited by CosmicMatt on Friday 24th October 16:02

The first 4 are the only reason I'm ever in the P&P!

I miss Rod.

[anonymous-user]

Never mention remapped 335d's

[paoloh]

CosmicMatt said:

pass on one piece of advice to a 'new PHer having experience the environment for sometime; what would it be and why?

Mine would be a choice of the following:

1. Never mention any anecdotes of women, sex and the gravy train at once.
2. Never come to PHers with 'emotional' issues.
3. Always ensure that your spelling and grammar is correct.
4. Never try and outwit, someone here will always be cleverer than you and get one over.

Any more?

Edited to add:

5. Don't post pointless threads.

Edited by CosmicMatt on Friday 24th October 16:02

The Grammar in no. 3 is a tad off

[Poledriver]

Whenever you are in a desperate situation and think that things cannot be any worse for you and need help.........
appeal to Pistonheads!
Then you will find that:-
Things can get worse (for you)
If you thought it was desperate before, you're in for a shock
You have definitely come to the wrong place for help


And that's if your spelling and grammar are correct!

[bigmac146]

Never piss in a kettle and get caught by the mrs

[CosmicMatt]

paoloh said:

CosmicMatt said:

pass on one piece of advice to a 'new PHer having experience the environment for sometime; what would it be and why?

Mine would be a choice of the following:

1. Never mention any anecdotes of women, sex and the gravy train at once.
2. Never come to PHers with 'emotional' issues.
3. Always ensure that your spelling and grammar is correct.
4. Never try and outwit, someone here will always be cleverer than you and get one over.

Any more?

Edited to add:

5. Don't post pointless threads.

Edited by CosmicMatt on Friday 24th October 16:02

The Grammar in no. 3 is a tad off

You noticed the deliberate mistake. Spot on! So it isn't 'is' it should be 'are'.

[Motorrad]

6. don't give a fig about what some of the so called regulars think.

[rude-boy]

Everything you ever say on here will still be traceable back to you long after you are dead. Remember that before you hit submit.

My post count is well on the way to 7k, fact is I must have written at least another 1000 or so that I have hit the submit button on for one reason or another.

[AlpineWhite]

7. Don't ask for money to pay debts you built whilst watching strippers.

[paoloh]

Seriously consider if you want our advice before posting

[V8S]

maix27 said:

CosmicMatt said:

pass on one piece of advice to a 'new PHer having experience the environment for sometime; what would it be and why?

Mine would be a choice of the following:

1. Never mention any anecdotes of women, sex and the gravy train at once.
2. Never come to PHers with 'emotional' issues.
3. Always ensure that your spelling and grammar is correct.
4. Never try and outwit, someone here will always be cleverer than you and get one over.

Any more?

Edited to add:

5. Don't post pointless threads.

Edited by CosmicMatt on Friday 24th October 16:02

The first 4 are the only reason I'm ever in the P&P!

I miss Rod.

Has Rod forsaken these rubbery shores?

[paoloh]

V8S said:

maix27 said:

CosmicMatt said:

pass on one piece of advice to a 'new PHer having experience the environment for sometime; what would it be and why?

Mine would be a choice of the following:

1. Never mention any anecdotes of women, sex and the gravy train at once.
2. Never come to PHers with 'emotional' issues.
3. Always ensure that your spelling and grammar is correct.
4. Never try and outwit, someone here will always be cleverer than you and get one over.

Any more?

Edited to add:

5. Don't post pointless threads.

Edited by CosmicMatt on Friday 24th October 16:02

The first 4 are the only reason I'm ever in the P&P!

I miss Rod.

Has Rod forsaken these rubbery shores?

Binned forever

[lawrence567]

8. Rod Rammage is / was the crudest man you will ever find on a forum!

[richardxjr]

The Get Out Of Jail Free Card

IF you don't take any of this advice and insist on posting a rather emabarassing thread about your own inadequacy, sexual or otherwise, don't worry, your mum can get it deleted.