Boils my pi55

[tyre_tread]

Isn't "boils my piss" just a misquote of "boils my blood" and "taking the piss"?

I've never understood how anything could raise the temperature of your urine. Blood pressure and temperature can rise though.

How on earth did this enter into common usage?

[robinhood21]

These people might be able to help.

[Flintstone]

Don't. You'll just encourage the under 70's*.

• *IQ.

[elle]

I'm sure a certain someone will be here shortly to explain

ETA He beat me

Edited by elle on Wednesday 22 October 00:10

[Meeja]

Nope. Boiled piss is real.

Here is the proof.

[Road Pest]

Blood boiling is the correct analogy. But like an uneducated mother teaching her child, the phrase has mutated.

[mybrainhurts]

I blame global warming....

[tyre_tread]

Road Pest said:

Blood boiling is the correct analogy. But like an uneducated mother teaching her child, the phrase has mutated.

Phew!

[Pigeon]

There are people with boiling piss all over the internet

[tyre_tread]

Pigeon said:

There are people with boiling piss all over the internet

There are millions of people suffering and starving all over the world. Doesn't make it right now does it?

[Biker's Nemesis]

Can't say any of my bodily functions have ever been boiled.

[mybrainhurts]

Biker's Nemesis said:

Can't say any of my bodily functions have ever been boiled.

Says the man with the blistered cock...

[Biker's Nemesis]

mybrainhurts said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

Can't say any of my bodily functions have ever been boiled.

Says the man with the blistered cock...

Not my fault...

...You promised to bring lube!!!

[mybrainhurts]

Biker's Nemesis said:

mybrainhurts said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

Can't say any of my bodily functions have ever been boiled.

Says the man with the blistered cock...

Not my fault...

...You promised to bring lube!!!

...you're confusing me with Jade Goody

[Biker's Nemesis]

mybrainhurts said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

mybrainhurts said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

Can't say any of my bodily functions have ever been boiled.

Says the man with the blistered cock...

Not my fault...

...You promised to bring lube!!!

...you're confusing me with Jade Goody

you've over stepped the mark..

I demand satisfaction Sir.

[109 Bob]

I boiled my hand once, yeah that hurt..

I don't see a problem with the saying, no different than people saying "does the pope st in the woods" or "it's not rocket surgery"

[mybrainhurts]

Biker's Nemesis said:

mybrainhurts said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

mybrainhurts said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

Can't say any of my bodily functions have ever been boiled.

Says the man with the blistered cock...

Not my fault...

...You promised to bring lube!!!

...you're confusing me with Jade Goody

you've over stepped the mark..

I demand satisfaction Sir.

Very well, sh!tty sticks at dawn....

[Biker's Nemesis]

mybrainhurts said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

mybrainhurts said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

mybrainhurts said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

Can't say any of my bodily functions have ever been boiled.

Says the man with the blistered cock...

Not my fault...

...You promised to bring lube!!!

...you're confusing me with Jade Goody

you've over stepped the mark..

I demand satisfaction Sir.

Very well, sh!tty sticks at dawn....

...And on that sour note.

It's goodnight from him..

[ian in lancs]

What happens if you get mad at high altitude? Is it easier to 'boil' on everest and harder at sea level?!

[tyre_tread]

ian in lancs said:

What happens if you get mad at high altitude? Is it easier to 'boil' on everest and harder at sea level?!

Your blood boils and your bladder expands.