X Factor Chav Living in Toyota Verso
X Factor Chav Living in Toyota Verso
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Ganglandboss

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8,553 posts

233 months

Tuesday 21st October 2008
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http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?X_Factor_...

I'd wouldnt fancy having to get in that car with them! hurl

crofty1984

17,064 posts

234 months

Tuesday 21st October 2008
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Ganglandboss said:
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?X_Factor_...

I'd wouldnt fancy having to get in that car with them! hurl
A toyota verso? could be an interesting camper conversion.

I love the accusation that they were targeted for being big fatty bum-bums.

"Dear council,
My neighbour (who is fat) has been rowdy and loud all night. I cannot sleep, and my complaints about the daughter's singing (who is also fat) have so far gone unnoticed.
Yours faithfully,
Disgruntled neighbour"

"Dear Sir,
please accept the councils most sincere apologies about this situation. Your previous complaints had been dealt with on the assumption that whilst your neighbours were inconvenient, they were at least good-looking, so you could knock one out after overhearing their arguing whilst thinking about the daughter (who we believe to be 19) coming round to yours for some "comfort". Heck, we know "those types" don't we? You probably could sling it up the daughter for a bottle of white lightning and 20 bensons. That is the reason we move those of a less amenable nature into pleasant neighburhoods. We consider it a "service" to the community.
Having reviewed the evidence you have sent, I can only apologise again for the fact that the whole family, not only bears a facial resemblance to a smacked arse, but that as you pointed out in your letter, are fat.
They will be removed immediately, and we will try to find you some better looking neighbours.
Yours Faithfully,
The Council"


Edited by crofty1984 on Tuesday 21st October 10:45

williamp

20,425 posts

303 months

Tuesday 21st October 2008
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Bu surely this story is sad enough for X-factor???

JuniorD

9,013 posts

253 months

Tuesday 21st October 2008
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How could a car laden with that fat lot ever get over a speed ramp without grounding?



Edited by JuniorD on Tuesday 21st October 10:47

Frik

13,690 posts

273 months

Tuesday 21st October 2008
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I suppose their size would technically make them easier targets.

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

228 months

Tuesday 21st October 2008
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Blimey I bet the interior of that car smells pleasant in the morning. Eau de Sweat, breath and stale KFC family bucket that's been used to piss in around 4 am.

LadyHayles

1,113 posts

219 months

Tuesday 21st October 2008
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Is it wrong that while reading that I actually laughed out loud! Is there really nothing better to report in the world!

Cookie172

856 posts

241 months

Tuesday 21st October 2008
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There is no way that many lard buckets can fit into a Verso.. surely some sort of trick with mirrors

bazking69

8,620 posts

220 months

Tuesday 21st October 2008
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[quote]The family – mother Audrey, 57, father Philip, 53, and sister Samantha, 21 – insist they were targeted because of their size.
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No, they were targeted because they are a bunch of anti social scrounging slobs who have been causing misery for their neighbours. The fact that they are a bunch of fat ugly wasters just opens up the opportuinity to ridicule them even more.

And you can guarantee the Verso will be a right state when they hand it back to the government for a brand new one...

Incidently, how many people do you think go on X factor for the opposite reason, ie with the intention of being that criminally bad that they actually get their 5 minutes of fame from it? There is deluded, but some of the nutters are blatently there to put on a laughable show...

Try_Management

202 posts

232 months

Tuesday 21st October 2008
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I hope the supermarket is charging them for 'living' in the car park, and for using the toilets. Don’t these people have jobs to go to ..... no I bet they are on benefits.

Will the last one to leave the UK please turn the lights off and cancel the milk and papers.

MK4 Slowride

10,028 posts

238 months

Tuesday 21st October 2008
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article said:
'People have said they cannot believe this has happened,' said Mrs Chawner.
Yeah, me neither.

Who'd be stupid enough to parade their fat tallentless arse about on TV's most irritating show and then complain to the media?

laugh

The only place you'll find more chins than in that Toyota is a Chinese telephone directory.

Kaelic

2,720 posts

231 months

Tuesday 21st October 2008
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Great advert for Toyota though biggrin

All the countries chavs will be trading their spaxos for them now!

danrc

2,808 posts

240 months

Tuesday 21st October 2008
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I chuckled reading that.

littlegreenfairy

10,134 posts

251 months

Tuesday 21st October 2008
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Kaelic said:
Great advert for Toyota though biggrin

All the countries chavs will be trading their spaxos for them now!
Mine is going on autotrader as I type this (A toyota, not a spaxo.)

Neil_H

15,418 posts

281 months

Tuesday 21st October 2008
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Read this in the Metro, very amusing laugh The picture was the icing on the cake.