Twitching Curtains

[BlueCello]

I can see them all around me....

Some sort of drama unfolding on my road, two fire engines, a police car, an ambulance, and the cutting out of a second story window. I do wonder what is going on....

[sleep envy]

bored?

[Justayellowbadge]

sleep envy said:

bored?

Homophobe. Not everything is about sex.

Edited by Justayellowbadge on Monday 20th October 22:33

[BlueCello]

sleep envy said:

bored?

Incredibly!

[moleamol]

Justayellowbadge said:

sleep envy said:

bored?

Homophobe. Not everything is about sex.

Racist. That's not what he said.

[sleep envy]

Isn't it?

oh balls

[anonymous-user]

BlueCello said:

Some sort of drama unfolding on my road, two fire engines, a police car, an ambulance, and the cutting out of a second story window. I do wonder what is going on....

A highly dangerous hardened criminal drove through a 30 zone at 32 and they're raiding his house.
Or there's a cat stuck up a tree?

[a boardman]

fat guy stuck in bed.

[iluvmercs]

BlueCello said:

I can see them all around me....

Some sort of drama unfolding on my road, two fire engines, a police car, an ambulance, and the cutting out of a second story window. I do wonder what is going on....

If you can see the curtains twitching, either you're a curtain twitcher too, or these people are watching you be put out by the fire fighters, bandaged in the ambulance and taken away by the police for causing a nuisance.

Darren

[hal-finch]

a boardman said:

fat guy stuck in bed.

What he said ^^^ except its probably a female fatass.

Edited by hal-finch on Monday 20th October 22:42

[kingofdbrits]

BlueCello said:

I do wonder what is going on....

Anthrax, i'd GFTO if i were you.

[BlueCello]

hal-finch said:

a boardman said:

fat guy stuck in bed.

What he said ^^^ except its probably a female fatass.

Edited by hal-finch on Monday 20th October 22:42

Actually, surprisingly close to the mark! She was lifted out on one of those cherry picker thingies, and then it took about 15 men to put her on a stretcher.

Edited by BlueCello on Monday 20th October 23:07

[Rupert Da Fridge]

Fat lady ate too many pickled eggs, now she's a methane threat, well spotted ..............

[Simpo Two]

hal-finch said:

a boardman said:

fat guy stuck in bed.

What he said ^^^ except its probably a female fatass.

I's say a burnt female fatass - there are two fire engines as well. All they need is Coastguard and they've got a Royal Flush.

[Rupert Da Fridge]

If a baker turns up with a bag of flour we could have a sex scandal!!!

[Simpo Two]

Rupert Da Fridge said:

If a baker turns up with a bag of flour we could have a sex scandal!!!

Tight buns?

[Rupert Da Fridge]

No............

Just need the flour to find the wet bits on a fat bird ...........