AARRGHHH!!! My **** is BOILING!!!
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Mrs Monkey went to a mother and baby group today with our 4 month old son... gets her out the house; bit of social interaction, happy happy joy joy.
Turns out it was full of single mums talking about how they arent single at all and all have new houses paid for by us workers. one of them even had the gall to say "I wish id got pregnant years ago". All living with partners. All have an undeclared household income. Free houses, free furniture, holidays, you name it.
Mrs Monkey was RAGING! We have one income (my job) and get absolutely nothing from the government. And trust me, Im not well paid. Now I'm not saying I should get free stuff too, what Im saying is that these cheating b
ds should be getting nothing. I'll have my tax back please, thank you.
ARRGHHH!!!!
dole bludging, benefit cheating, scrounging scumbags!!!
Sorry, this doesnt have much relevance, but I thought that if I shared it with you PHers I might feel better.
Seems that my piss is still boiling though...
(edited for extra rage)
Turns out it was full of single mums talking about how they arent single at all and all have new houses paid for by us workers. one of them even had the gall to say "I wish id got pregnant years ago". All living with partners. All have an undeclared household income. Free houses, free furniture, holidays, you name it.
Mrs Monkey was RAGING! We have one income (my job) and get absolutely nothing from the government. And trust me, Im not well paid. Now I'm not saying I should get free stuff too, what Im saying is that these cheating b
ds should be getting nothing. I'll have my tax back please, thank you.ARRGHHH!!!!
dole bludging, benefit cheating, scrounging scumbags!!!
Sorry, this doesnt have much relevance, but I thought that if I shared it with you PHers I might feel better.
Seems that my piss is still boiling though...
(edited for extra rage)
Edited by chunkymonkey71 on Monday 20th October 15:57
chunkymonkey71 said:
Mrs Monkey went to a mother and baby group today with our 4 month old son... gets her out the house; bit of social interaction, happy happy joy joy.
Turns out it was full of single mums talking about how they arent single at all and all have new houses paid for by us workers. one of them even had the gall to say "I wish id got pregnant years ago". All living with partners. All have an undeclared household income. Free houses, free furniture, holidays, you name it.
Mrs Monkey was RAGING! We have one income (my job) and get absolutely nothing from the government. And trust me, Im not well paid.
ARRGHHH!!!!
dole bludging, benefit cheating, scrounging scumbags!!!
Sorry, this doesnt have much relevance, but I thought that if I shared it with you PHers I might feel better.
Seems that my piss is still boiling though...
Simple - report them.Turns out it was full of single mums talking about how they arent single at all and all have new houses paid for by us workers. one of them even had the gall to say "I wish id got pregnant years ago". All living with partners. All have an undeclared household income. Free houses, free furniture, holidays, you name it.
Mrs Monkey was RAGING! We have one income (my job) and get absolutely nothing from the government. And trust me, Im not well paid.
ARRGHHH!!!!
dole bludging, benefit cheating, scrounging scumbags!!!
Sorry, this doesnt have much relevance, but I thought that if I shared it with you PHers I might feel better.
Seems that my piss is still boiling though...
chunkymonkey71 said:
ARRGHHH!!!!
Good old State Britain eh?! I feel your pain...... However hearing someone say 'Happy Happy Joy Joy' put a smile on my face! Reminds me of Ren & Stimpy
PS: Sorry forgot to add.. YES RAT ON THE RATS!!! this time its okay to do so!
Edited by Steamer on Monday 20th October 16:01
Another option - this is something the press are interested in. So offer to record all this stuff for a paper.
Winner:
- you get paid
- scumbags are shopped and lose benefits/go to jail
- scumbag's children hopefully fostered into better homes, or are at least sold off for spare parts or something else useful to society
I realise that this is an ideal world - that the "warnings"saying that the government are catching up with benefit fraudsters are actually just election campaign advertisements, rather than a genuine warning - notable for the fact that they are usually seen in nice middle class areas (to tell taxpayers that the tough old Labour govt is hard on cheats and layabouts), rather than the areas in which such benefits fraud is actually endemic (where you would expect them if the government were actually trying to do something about the problem).
Winner:
- you get paid
- scumbags are shopped and lose benefits/go to jail
- scumbag's children hopefully fostered into better homes, or are at least sold off for spare parts or something else useful to society
I realise that this is an ideal world - that the "warnings"saying that the government are catching up with benefit fraudsters are actually just election campaign advertisements, rather than a genuine warning - notable for the fact that they are usually seen in nice middle class areas (to tell taxpayers that the tough old Labour govt is hard on cheats and layabouts), rather than the areas in which such benefits fraud is actually endemic (where you would expect them if the government were actually trying to do something about the problem).
anonymous said:
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I guess you've never heard the phrase "A face like a melted welly" then?I'm shuddering thinking what the welly tops would have looked like... probably more like waders... I think the general attitude is more babies more money.
Problem with the DWP is that they dont check up on who the dads are. Woman on full benefits with 3 kids to the same dad. And she doesnt live with him? Yeah, right...! Each kid brings more money...
Steamer said:
chunkymonkey71 said:
ARRGHHH!!!!
Good old State Britain eh?! I feel your pain...... However hearing someone say 'Happy Happy Joy Joy' put a smile on my face! Reminds me of Ren & Stimpy
PS: Sorry forgot to add.. YES RAT ON THE RATS!!! this time its okay to do so!
Edited by Steamer on Monday 20th October 16:01
Oh, and as a result of this thread I've just invested £12 in Ren & Stimpy DVDs.
MrVelox said:
Jesus! Have you seen how many questions that form asks? Being that I dont have any of that info I'm kind of stuck...Edited by chunkymonkey71 on Monday 20th October 16:17
fathomfive said:
Steamer said:
chunkymonkey71 said:
ARRGHHH!!!!
Good old State Britain eh?! I feel your pain...... However hearing someone say 'Happy Happy Joy Joy' put a smile on my face! Reminds me of Ren & Stimpy
PS: Sorry forgot to add.. YES RAT ON THE RATS!!! this time its okay to do so!
Edited by Steamer on Monday 20th October 16:01
Oh, and as a result of this thread I've just invested £12 in Ren & Stimpy DVDs.
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