MADonna

[skylinecrazy]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10788...


Making love to Madonna 'was like cuddling a piece of gristle'


Oh dear, alot of people on here said they "would" as well.

[Neil_H]

I bet she was filthy though.

[Hoppy2008]

Neil_H said:

I bet she was filthy though.

30, or even 35 years ago, I bet she was dirtier than a Tramps ahole.
No she just repulses me.
If ever there were an advert to grow old gracefully, is her.

[Yugguy]

She's RANK. Have a look at Cherie Lunghi on Strictly Come Dancing if you want to see a classy, sexy, older woman.

[TonyHetherington]

If this turns into another "would you/wouldn't you" thread, it's going to get locked

[abdulaziz]

The strict regime reportedly meant the couple went for 18 months without making love

[Hoppy2008]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Yes you would.

[Yugguy]

abdulaziz said:

The strict regime reportedly meant the couple went for 18 months without making love

Ah, so they were a normal married couple then?

[abdulaziz]

Yugguy said:

abdulaziz said:

The strict regime reportedly meant the couple went for 18 months without making love

Ah, so they were a normal married couple then?

[BoozyHughesy]

Yugguy said:

She's RANK. Have a look at Cherie Lunghi on Strictly Come Dancing if you want to see a classy, sexy, older woman.

that's an anagram for Hherii Clunge (I think)

[rhinochopig]

Yugguy said:

She's RANK. Have a look at Cherie Lunghi on Strictly Come Dancing if you want to see a classy, sexy, older woman.

I hadn't realised she was in her mid 50s. Blimey what a body she has.

[Scooby_snax]

Neil_H said:

I bet she was filthy though.

She was.......well at least what I was told by a record producer mate

[Hoppy2008]

Scooby_snax said:

Neil_H said:

I bet she was filthy though.

She was.......well at least what I was told by a record producer mate

dont be shy, do tell...

[stuttgartmetal]

Hoppy2008 said:

Neil_H said:

I bet she was filthy though.

30, or even 35 years ago, I bet she was dirtier than a Tramps ahole.

when she was 15 ?

Nonce

[abdulaziz]

stuttgartmetal said:

Hoppy2008 said:

Neil_H said:

I bet she was filthy though.

30, or even 35 years ago, I bet she was dirtier than a Tramps ahole.

when she was 15 ?

Nonce

Maybe he likes em young

[Hoppy2008]

stuttgartmetal said:

Hoppy2008 said:

Neil_H said:

I bet she was filthy though.

30, or even 35 years ago, I bet she was dirtier than a Tramps ahole.

when she was 15 ?

Nonce

errrr, my calculator was playing up.
Just done the sum again in my head this time and it should have been 30 or 34.

[clonmult]

abdulaziz said:

Yugguy said:

abdulaziz said:

The strict regime reportedly meant the couple went for 18 months without making love

Ah, so they were a normal married couple then?

Thats an advert for not getting married then.

[off_again]

Never liked her. Just didn't see the attraction. Yes she's fit, but she seemed to pass me by and hence its a definate 'take or leave it' from me.

She's madder than a box of frogs though. A tenner says she leaves the UK before Summer 2009 by the way.

[tinman0]

off_again said:

Never liked her. Just didn't see the attraction. Yes she's fit, but she seemed to pass me by and hence its a definate 'take or leave it' from me.

She's madder than a box of frogs though. A tenner says she leaves the UK before Summer 2009 by the way.

tenner says she's left already

[Carl_Spackler]

Not that I'm a fan (I wouldn't, by the way), but can you blame her for leaving the UK, the UK media is stirring like mad, looking for another McCartney divorce to report, but with 4 legs.