Scouts to be given condoms

[schmalex]

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All very noble, but judging by the picture below, linked with the story, Arkhela has been busy teaching them that they may not necessarily need condoms to be a model citizen

[Dilligaf10]

Well their motto is "Be prepared"

[thehawk]

I always knew they were a bunch of bummers.

[evenflow]

Seems sensible if you're going to dib dib dib your woggle.

[BoRED S2upid]

thehawk said:

I always knew they were a bunch of bummers.

Seriously though in my day Scouts were all nurds, what will they be using the jonnies for? Their Catapult maybe.

[Racingdude009]

Dilligaf10 said:

Well their motto is "Be prepared"

Was thinking the same.

[Tony*T3]

Non story this.

I was in the scouts 30 years ago and we were told then to carry 'Jonnies'.


They make ideal emergency water carrying respticles as I remember.

[chunkymonkey71]

I suppose the lubrication on the condom will make it hurt less when Akela decides to get jiggy...!

Edited by chunkymonkey71 on Monday 20th October 13:01

[Sciroccology]

We were never given them in the Boy's Brigade.

Steadfast and sure.

[rhinochopig]

Racingdude009 said:

Dilligaf10 said:

Well their motto is "Be prepared"

Was thinking the same.

I thought it was who dares wins

[filski666]

they make good water carriers and a couple should be kept in emergency kit (along with a tampon for firelighting), or so I was told in the army - don't know anyone who ever actually used one though!

[walm]

filski666 said:

...so I was told in the army - don't know anyone who ever actually used one though!

And they wonder why STD rates are so high in the Armed Forces.

[Monkey boy 1]

filski666 said:

they make good water carriers and a couple should be kept in emergency kit (along with a tampon for firelighting), or so I was told in the army - don't know anyone who ever actually used one though!

I think we managed to get 2 litres of water in one when on an advanced survival training weekend when in the Air Training Corps and the tampons are very good for fire lighting, and also make good padding for field dressings.

Always caused some ammusement when teaching the Cadets and scouts what sort of things you could put in a survival tin (usualy a 2oz tobacco tin)


But going back to the scouting subject, I wonder what design badge they are going to have for this (as many scouts are obsessed in filling their uniform with badges) Will there be a basic sex badge & an advanced sex badge

[filski666]

Monkey boy 1 said:

filski666 said:

they make good water carriers and a couple should be kept in emergency kit (along with a tampon for firelighting), or so I was told in the army - don't know anyone who ever actually used one though!

I think we managed to get 2 litres of water in one when on an advanced survival training weekend when in the Air Training Corps and the tampons are very good for fire lighting, and also make good padding for field dressings.

Always caused some ammusement when teaching the Cadets and scouts what sort of things you could put in a survival tin (usualy a 2oz tobacco tin)


But going back to the scouting subject, I wonder what design badge they are going to have for this (as many scouts are obsessed in filling their uniform with badges) Will there be a basic sex badge & an advanced sex badge

but was the taste of the spermicide stronger than the taste of the steritabs?

yeah, the tampons were very good for fires - also was the sugar/glucose syrup and potassium permangenate - good fun that one!

[Fer]

walm said:

And they wonder why STD rates are so high in the Armed Forces.

Because they are all too busy placing them over their heads and inflating them, or sniffing them and coughing the other end up to try and impress the ladies!

[Ganglandboss]

BoRED S2upid said:

thehawk said:

I always knew they were a bunch of bummers.

Seriously though in my day Scouts were all nurds, what will they be using the jonnies for? Their Catapult maybe.

I wouldn't be so sure! My mate's involved in scouting and volenteers as an instructor with a youth adventure group. He lost his virginity in a tent when he was a venture scout to the big fat cub leader.

[Tony*T3]

please explain the tampons/firefighting thing.

[pdV6]

the topic said:

Scouting touches members...

[Ganglandboss]

Tony*T3 said:

please explain the tampons/firefighting thing.

Firelighting!

filski666 said:

they make good water carriers and a couple should be kept in emergency kit (along with a tampon for firelighting), or so I was told in the army - don't know anyone who ever actually used one though!

[hugoagogo]

Monkey boy 1 said:

I wonder what design badge they are going to have for this (as many scouts are obsessed in filling their uniform with badges) Will there be a basic sex badge & an advanced sex badge

brown wings?