Bleedin Vicar...!!!!

[Fastra]

Could have strangled him yesterday!

At my god sons confirmation and he starts going on about how the years after christening are pretty much like being in an F1 pit stop and preparing yourself, blah blah...

... then BANG, ".. and if you're lucky you too will be a winner like Lewis this morning"

GIT!!!!


I had taped the race and was going to watch it later on!

To console myself I helped myself to a fiver from the collection plate.

[ofcorsa]

Tim Lovejoy did the same on SFTW, The tit wouldnt spoil bloomin footy results!!

[H2DaE]

Lovejoy did it on Something For The Weekend too and had to apologise

[bishbash]

Oh FFS, I haven't watched it yet!

[8Ace]

It's hard when you're trying not to hear anything. Back in 1997 I managed to wait all day and avid any news coverage as I was going to watch the race highlights at 10:30-ish PM. A few friends were round, one asked another who the winner was, and to avoid breaking the news, asked him to write the name of the winner on a piece of paper.

I got cross when the other bloke said "That's not how you spell Villeneuve"

[JRM]

Fastra said:

To console myself I helped myself to a fiver from the collection plate.

You stole £5 from the church just because someone told you the results of an F1 race - what the hell is wrong with you man?

[Fastra]

JRM said:

Fastra said:

To console myself I helped myself to a fiver from the collection plate.

You stole £5 from the church just because someone told you the results of an F1 race - what the hell is wrong with you man?

Oh dear!

[Sciroccology]

If you don't want to know the result of this thread, look away now...

[Fastra]

Sciroccology said:

If you don't want to know the result of this thread, look away now...

...as you're the second person to mention this now you do have me wondering...!

Surely no-one is still hoping to hold out on the result?
If so, I apologise and you can help yourself to my collection plate.

[lenny007]

Slightly OT but the one thing that winds me up is the late news on BBC just before Match of the Day. The presenter usually mentions MOTD is on next and says "if you don't want to know the scores, look away now".

Then the fecker reads them out! Aaarrggghh!!!

[Fastra]

lenny007 said:

Slightly OT but the one thing that winds me up is the late news on BBC just before Match of the Day. The presenter usually mentions MOTD is on next and says "if you don't want to know the scores, look away now".

Then the fecker reads them out! Aaarrggghh!!!

I thought exactly the same thing last night, after the bit "she's actually not bad her!", they gave you all of 3 nano seconds to change the channel!

Edited by Fastra on Monday 20th October 11:53

[Swillsy]

We were in the hot tub watching the race in the afternoon put teletext on to check the time halfway through and the result was the headline!!!!

[hornetrider]

You whinging arse, its not like the race was at 4am was it?! It started at 8am! Nowt like watching the F1 with a bacon butty and a Corona

[abdulaziz]

So true. why cant they show us F1 fans the same respect as those football gayers get

[Fastra]

hornetrider said:

You whinging arse, its not like the race was at 4am was it?! It started at 8am! Nowt like watching the F1 with a bacon butty and a Corona

True, but my last Corona was at 2.30am and I wanted as much of a lie-in as my sod of a son will allow!

[elster]

thegavster said:

I love the way vicars create stories and comparisons to Christianity with pretty much anything. Eddie Izzard did a great sketch about it, also commenting on why CofE goers don't have any muscles in their arms.

Probably due to the fact they believe that the bible is not all true but meant to be relating to things that happen in everyday life.

Anyway you get all sports results live on almost everything. So why should they not bother telling you about a race?

Just watch it live.

[anonymous-user]

Always remember the OH's dad avoiding the football scores all day once, just about to start watching MOTD, when his wife pipes up" dont know why you are bothering, there were no goals!" He wasnt a happy bunny!

[Shaw Tarse]

H2DaE said:

Lovejoy did it on Something For The Weekend too and had to apologise

Only watch it for Amanda

[mark69sheer]

JRM said:

Fastra said:

To console myself I helped myself to a fiver from the collection plate.

You stole £5 from the church just because someone told you the results of an F1 race - what the hell is wrong with you man?

I know I know he forgot to nut him first... I guess it was the distraction of the child.

[Fastra]

mark69sheer said:

JRM said:

Fastra said:

To console myself I helped myself to a fiver from the collection plate.

You stole £5 from the church just because someone told you the results of an F1 race - what the hell is wrong with you man?

I know I know he forgot to nut him first... I guess it was the distraction of the child.

Good job I didn't mention all the lead off the roof that I went back for later then....!