How to Handle Egotistical Colleagues

[507bhp]

There is a guy I work with who is well known for being very egotistical. As an example he has been quoted saying "Woman want me, men want to be me!" and "I was the hero last year" as he had a good year.

How can I clip his wings without stooping to his level?

[Ordinary Bloke]

Kick him in the balls...

HTH

[tomTVR]

Sew his name into some underpants, make a poo in them and leave them where people will see them.

Rather than being known as the 'hero' he would then be known as 'poo pants' thats certainly going down a peg or two.

[Penny-lope]

His name's not Pete, is it?

[Ordinary Bloke]

tomTVR said:

Sew his name into some underpants, make a poo in them and leave them where people will see them.

Rather than being known as the 'hero' he would then be known as 'poo pants' thats certainly going down a peg or two.

I like the cut of your jib...

[shadowninja]

Just reply with, "I'm not sure every man wants to be you." When he asks for more info, just reply, "I don't want to be you, thanks all the same."

[Tant]

I'd advise a long and subtle, but sustained, hate campaign, including pre meeting laxatives, inappropriate phone calls from friends, mail order sexual aids, gay mags in his desk, and good old fashioned ignoring the vain tt might be in order

[Steamer]

Ordinary Bloke said:

tomTVR said:

Sew his name into some underpants, make a poo in them and leave them where people will see them.

Rather than being known as the 'hero' he would then be known as 'poo pants' thats certainly going down a peg or two.

I like the cut of your jib...

That is quite funny - but use Nuttella... poo is just wrong!

[tomTVR]

Tant said:

gay mags in his desk

[ypauly]

tell him (and everbody else in the office) about the woman that rang to see if he wants to see his love child that he knows nothing about

of course he was unavailable at the time of the3 call and the lady in question said she would call back so you didn't take a message.

[elle]

Tant said:

I'd advise a long and subtle, but sustained, hate campaign, including pre meeting laxatives, inappropriate phone calls from friends, mail order sexual aids, gay mags in his desk, and good old fashioned ignoring the vain tt might be in order

Genius

[Tant]

Or do as they did to one of my workmates on a stag night...get him pissed,tie him to a diving board, face down, with a cucumber up his arse...he'll never be able to look anyone in the eye again..

[Famous Graham]

At the Xmas do, wait until he's suitably lagered, then approach him and say you want a quiet word about his career prospects. Make out that the only place to talk quietly is the Ladies.

Get him in there (this part is down to your convincingness (made up word), then run out and scream to all and sundry that he tried to take advantage of you.

[LittleBro]

Tant said:

Or do as they did to one of my workmates on a stag night...get him pissed,tie him to a diving board, face down, with a cucumber up his arse...he'll never be able to look anyone in the eye again..

Wow, you workmate is a lucky fella - thats some great friends he's got there!

Edited by LittleBro on Saturday 18th October 01:41

[Jasandjules]

Get female to go out with him one evening for drinks, get him very, very drunk. Next day female explains that he has tiny penis and erectile problems.

Problem solved.

Oh, to be clear, she doesn't have to actually do or see anything, simply get him so drunk he can't remember, and then she can say the above.

Edited by Jasandjules on Saturday 18th October 07:56

[pbirkett]

Introduce his teeth to the back of his throat?

[The Ben]

there is a guy at work who is a bit like that, so I just flat out take this piss out of him, and highlight to everyone when he fks something up by taking the mick more, it knocks him down a bit, but I only do it in jest, its all fun and games!!!

[Cpn Jack Spanner]

tomTVR said:

Tant said:

gay mags in his desk

+ Gay images on desktop, subscription to Gay sites...

[The Ben]

gay video active desktop, password protected... dont tell him the password... gutted, lol

[mr_spock]

This sort of chap?



or this?



Either way, kick him in the nuts and run. Not very mature but quite satisfying.

Edited by mr_spock on Saturday 18th October 12:54