PH comedians wanted!

[erdnase]

Our convoy to a PH meet was pulled over by the police, and I managed to get it on film.

I've just discovered the Youtube caption feature, and think the clip is crying out for some funny speech bubbles or captions. Unfortunately I suck at that kind of thing - so I'm throwing it out to all you PH comedians. Any suggestions? Video is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OtSnO7b6cI

Lets hear it

[Simpo Two]

Not captions, but I'd have taken that left turning and legged it!

Did he nick anyone or was he just bored?

[madbadger]

Funny enough as it is!

[erdnase]

It was a non-incident.. they pulled us over, had a chat and a look at the cars, then we were on our way again.

[satchbot]

teh bib not wearingz hatz

[Simpo Two]

'Oops, I iz crossing hatched lines...'

Never mind, I iz plizman, do anythink!

[erdnase]

satchbot said:

teh bib not wearingz hatz

i haz hat1111!

[odyssey2200]

Simpo Two said:

'Oops, I iz crossing hatched lines...'

Never mind, I iz plizman, do anythink!

You'll only upset Vonhosen.

[Funk]

erdnase said:

It was a non-incident.. they pulled us over, had a chat and a look at the cars, then we were on our way again.

Why would they have reason to pull you over if you're doing nothing wrong? That really irritates me. You were inconvenienced for no apparent reason.

[satchbot]

I guess they passed the attitude test.

[Simpo Two]

Funk said:

Why would they have reason to pull you over if you're doing nothing wrong? That really irritates me. You were inconvenienced for no apparent reason.

Exactly. The answer is 'Because they can'. And because it was his only chance to overtake some sports cars, and cross some stripy white lines with the blue lights going. It probably made his day.

[erdnase]

In fairness, the cars we were driving may have made a bit of noise, although nothing illegal. Teh poleez were decent, didn't hold us up, and gave us a heads-up about the unmarked cars in the area.

[Funk]

erdnase said:

In fairness, the cars we were driving may have made a bit of noise, although nothing illegal. Teh poleez were decent, didn't hold us up, and gave us a heads-up about the unmarked cars in the area.

I'm sure they gave the unmarked cars a heads-up about you too...

[Balmoral Green]

I iz rly an ayto, u bin hadz

[Ferg]

"Sorry gentlemen, you're driving too fast. I'm going to have to ask you to put those back seats up again."