The annual PH "How to get rid of trick or treaters" thread.

[Wacky Racer]

Any novel ideas since last year??.........

Over to you.........

[Mc Lovin]

Open the door and throw water over them, that'l learn them.

[Motorrad]

Beat them at their own game. Arrive at the door in full costume and scream trick or treat at them until they go away.

[R360]

Take the batteries out of the doorbell and just dont answer, they will soon get the idea and fk off

[Vesuvius 996]

Chocolate covered Scotch Bonnet chillies.

Delayed revenge and all the more enjoyable for it.

[rude-boy]

Flame thrower linked to the door bell.

[Mc Lovin]

open the door wearing a Garry Glitter costume

[Motorrad]

Vesuvius 996 said:

Chocolate covered Scotch Bonnet chillies.

Delayed revenge and all the more enjoyable for it.

That's got me thinking. Obtain some liquid LSD, inject it into the sweets.

Bob's your inner space alien with rainbow coloured mind dweevils.

[oyster]

Vesuvius 996 said:

Chocolate covered Scotch Bonnet chillies.

Delayed revenge and all the more enjoyable for it.

[wildoliver]

Superglue on the door bell.

Failing that invite Mcloving round to have a conversation with them about kids in pubs

[Mc Lovin]

wildoliver said:

Superglue on the door bell.

Failing that invite Mcloving round to have a conversation with them about kids in pubs

there will however be a charge for this service.

[crofty1984]

Open the door with your cock out.

[captainzep]

Oh come on you miseries.

Just go to the nearest sweet shop, and buy several kilos of sweets.

Then pretend you're out, move the cars off the drive, turn all the lights off, and retire to a back room and eat all the sweets you purchased.

Its a tradition in our house.

[NiceCupOfTea]

R360 said:

Take the batteries out of the doorbell and just dont answer, they will soon get the idea and fk off key your car and piss in your pot plants

EFA

Edited by NiceCupOfTea on Thursday 16th October 15:27

[zahal]

Best advice I ever got on this one, hang a big colourful empty bag on your front door and pin a note above it reading 'Happy Halloween kids!! We're out for the evening but please help yourself to sweets and chocolates from the bag' Job done.

[anonymous-user]

oh some classic in here, really brightened up my afternoon

[NiceCupOfTea]

zahal said:

Best advice I ever got on this one, hang a big colourful empty bag on your front door and pin a note above it reading 'Happy Halloween kids!! We're out for the evening but please help yourself to sweets and chocolates from the bag' Job done.

That's really not bad at all!

[ih8thisname]

wildoliver said:

Superglue on the door bell.

Failing that invite Mcloving round to have a conversation with them about kids in pubs

Or even that dude with the Lotus?

[steven182]

I leave the rotty chained to the front door.

[Get Karter]

Offer them fruit, preferably out of date, or of the 'cooking' variety.

Used to bug me when old dears offered fruit when I was a Guyser (as it used to be called before the American invasion).
Word soon got round that it wasn't worth visiting those particular houses!