Benerfits arnt as much as youse guys says yer kno!
Benerfits arnt as much as youse guys says yer kno!
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Ineedbenerfitts

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13,751 posts

280 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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I just startd readin on this web place, cos I like cars n stuff - I hae a reall cool Astra with big wheels nad stuff.

Anyways, youse guys keep picking on us peopel on benerfits all th time. I need benerfits. I wasn't good at school and would loose concentartion in lessons and stuff. Anyways, I have ADHD and have to look after my old mum, who can barely make it to the bookies in her motor wheelchair - its not powerfull enuf as she's really heavy cos of her diabeets and that.

Anyway, life aint all htat goo. Sure, we get us rent paid and sky and money to look after mum and the 6 kids but we didnt get no bonusss or nothing and at least we're not 'bailed out' like the bankss. we don't get any taxpayers money - just the benerfits and rent.

Anyway, we need another plasma telly for the third sky+ box. Anyone know wot the best one is?

MK4 Slowride

10,028 posts

238 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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Nich ickden lickden porth menicks meine fleur.

Fetch me a taxi I'm late for my plane.



V8mate

45,899 posts

219 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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Ineedbenerfitts said:
I just startd readin on this web place, cos I like cars n stuff - I hae a reall cool Astra with big wheels nad stuff.

Anyways, youse guys keep picking on us peopel on benerfits all th time. I need benerfits. I wasn't good at school and would loose concentartion in lessons and stuff. Anyways, I have ADHD and have to look after my old mum, who can barely make it to the bookies in her motor wheelchair - its not powerfull enuf as she's really heavy cos of her diabeets and that.

Anyway, life aint all htat goo. Sure, we get us rent paid and sky and money to look after mum and the 6 kids but we didnt get no bonusss or nothing and at least we're not 'bailed out' like the bankss. we don't get any taxpayers money - just the benerfits and rent.

Anyway, we need another plasma telly for the third sky+ box. Anyone know wot the best one is?
Clearly fraudulent post.

It's 'nuffink' not 'nothing'.

Shaw Tarse

31,896 posts

233 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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Soz M8 u need holyday like! them workrez wil pay 4u 2 go!
U wont 2 go on a boat?

randlemarcus

13,646 posts

261 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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MK4 Slowride said:
Fetch me a taxi I'm late for my plane.
God , chap, you need a new pilot. Mine waits till I'm on the Lear before he'll take off.

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

228 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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Ineedbenerfitts said:
I just startd readin on this web place, cos I like cars n stuff - I hae a reall cool Astra with big wheels nad stuff.

Anyways, youse guys keep picking on us peopel on benerfits all th time. I need benerfits. I wasn't good at school and would loose concentartion in lessons and stuff. Anyways, I have ADHD and have to look after my old mum, who can barely make it to the bookies in her motor wheelchair - its not powerfull enuf as she's really heavy cos of her diabeets and that.

Anyway, life aint all htat goo. Sure, we get us rent paid and sky and money to look after mum and the 6 kids but we didnt get no bonusss or nothing and at least we're not 'bailed out' like the bankss. we don't get any taxpayers money - just the benerfits and rent.

Anyway, we need another plasma telly for the third sky+ box. Anyone know wot the best one is?
hehe So you missed the spelling lessons, but were attentive in grammar. 3/10 must try harder.

Slikk

2,135 posts

273 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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randlemarcus said:
MK4 Slowride said:
Fetch me a taxi I'm late for my plane.
God , chap, you need a new pilot. Mine waits till I'm on the Lear before he'll take off.
If you can only afford a Lear, you should get on to the Benefits Agency for an upgrade old chap.

Poledriver

29,597 posts

224 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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Nice one John.
Best place for a new plasma is down the posh area, wait till they've gone down the pub on a Saturday nite, then you 'n your mates can nip in a few windows and get loads of stash innit. It's not as if they're poor, they don't even need benefits, and their insurance will cover it!

Shaw Tarse

31,896 posts

233 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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JonScronging idle git have you got your free computers yet? Will they be on ebay? use the free broadband to post a reply.

johnfm

Original Poster:

13,751 posts

280 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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Poledriver said:
Nice one John.
Best place for a new plasma is down the posh area, wait till they've gone down the pub on a Saturday nite, then you 'n your mates can nip in a few windows and get loads of stash innit. It's not as if they're poor, they don't even need benefits, and their insurance will cover it!
Actually, there are probably richer pickings in Dewsbury. They probably have much bigger plasma tellys and they'll all be down the bookies/pub/chippy

Shaw Tarse

31,896 posts

233 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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johnfm said:
Poledriver said:
Nice one John.
Best place for a new plasma is down the posh area, wait till they've gone down the pub on a Saturday nite, then you 'n your mates can nip in a few windows and get loads of stash innit. It's not as if they're poor, they don't even need benefits, and their insurance will cover it!
Actually, there are probably richer pickings in Dewsbury. They probably have much bigger plasma tellys and they'll all be down the bookies/pub/chippy
& you don't see the kids!

scruffy

1,244 posts

296 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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Ineedbenerfitts said:
Anyway, we need another plasma telly for the third sky+ box. Anyone know wot the best one is?
This one do?

Hyperion

16,952 posts

230 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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Good - but could do better...You should've mentioned your cars. BMW emfree or Skoda Varse seem to be the Chav chariot of choice at the moment.

B.J.W

5,875 posts

245 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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V8mate said:
Ineedbenerfitts said:
I just startd readin on this web place, cos I like cars n stuff - I hae a reall cool Astra with big wheels nad stuff.

Anyways, youse guys keep picking on us peopel on benerfits all th time. I need benerfits. I wasn't good at school and would loose concentartion in lessons and stuff. Anyways, I have ADHD and have to look after my old mum, who can barely make it to the bookies in her motor wheelchair - its not powerfull enuf as she's really heavy cos of her diabeets and that.

Anyway, life aint all htat goo. Sure, we get us rent paid and sky and money to look after mum and the 6 kids but we didnt get no bonusss or nothing and at least we're not 'bailed out' like the bankss. we don't get any taxpayers money - just the benerfits and rent.

Anyway, we need another plasma telly for the third sky+ box. Anyone know wot the best one is?
Clearly fraudulent post.

It's 'nuffink' not 'nothing'.
Quite, and easily exposed as the middle class tax payer that he really is.

Shaw Tarse

31,896 posts

233 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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Hyperion said:
Good - but could do better...You should've mentioned your cars. BMW emfree or Skoda Varse seem to be the Chav chariot of choice at the moment.
So he as 2 sell de Saxo when he just got de angel eyes?
Lucky he didn't get sum LEDs