Perfect Naughty weekend in London

[rich1231]

If you could have the perfect naughty weekend in London with a new partner what would you like to do and where would you go?

I'm not looking for ideas for myself as I'm quite fing capable of coming up with deviant ideas.

[GingerNinja]

rich1231 said:

If you could have the perfect naughty weekend in London with a new partner what would you like to do and where would you go?

I'm not looking for ideas for myself as I'm quite fing capable of coming up with deviant ideas.

I'd bang your Mum in St Paul's.

[rich1231]

GingerNinja said:

rich1231 said:

If you could have the perfect naughty weekend in London with a new partner what would you like to do and where would you go?

I'm not looking for ideas for myself as I'm quite fing capable of coming up with deviant ideas.

I'd bang your Mum in St Paul's.

Again?

[gti-ted]

GingerNinja said:

rich1231 said:

If you could have the perfect naughty weekend in London with a new partner what would you like to do and where would you go?

I'm not looking for ideas for myself as I'm quite fing capable of coming up with deviant ideas.

I'd bang your Mum in St Paul's.

Again

[parakitaMol.]

I am astounded that you, of all people have lined up for the 'hilarious' clichés that are bound to follow from the idiot faction.

[Timmy35]

rich1231 said:

If you could have the perfect naughty weekend in London with a new partner what would you like to do and where would you go?

I'm not looking for ideas for myself as I'm quite fing capable of coming up with deviant ideas.

Rich you old softie

I can only suggest taking her to the London Dungeon then a trip up the Oxo Tower for old times sake.

[gti-ted]

Dam beat again. Ah well great minds and all that

[dougc]

You feeling OK Rich?

[GingerNinja]

I actually think Rich has started this thread as a trap, to see if he can elevate his disdain levels to new heights by counting the number of reference to THAT bar/restaurant.

Edited by GingerNinja on Tuesday 14th October 11:28

[kit80]

Take over Number 10?

[rich1231]

dougc said:

You feeling OK Rich?

I was asking for some expression of imagination and all i got was tired old cliches and t-shirts

[BoozyHughesy]

rich1231 said:

If you could have the perfect naughty weekend in London with a new partner what would you like to do and where would you go?

I'm not looking for ideas for myself as I'm quite fing capable of coming up with deviant ideas.

are you asking me? how charming! I'm neither gay nor single however BUT, if it was me, I'd take my other half to a really, really nice hotel and just stay in the room and get to know each other better. Wouldn't something outside of London in the country be better for a getaway?

[Poledriver]

Do the usual strip shows etc. End up with an orgy, in a boat, on the Thames. This is most effective when moored directly outside the houses of parliament! The sounds of screaming from the ladies/men strapped to the mast and being beaten with an egg whisk are sure to disrupt any parliamentary (mass)debate.

HTH

[rich1231]

Poledriver said:

Do the usual strip shows etc. End up with an orgy, in a boat, on the Thames. This is most effective when moored directly outside the houses of parliament! The sounds of screaming from the ladies/men strapped to the mast and being beaten with an egg whisk are sure to disrupt any parliamentary (mass)debate.

HTH

Its on the list

[GingerNinja]

rich1231 said:

dougc said:

You feeling OK Rich?

I was asking for some expression of imagination and all i got was tired old cliches and t-shirts

Are you saying that having your Mum it St Paul's has been used so often that it's now reached the tired cliche level, or that it's happened so often that you can now buy a "I banged Rich's Mum in St Paul's and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" t-shirt?

[ExPat2B]

Based on your history of pisstaking and ridicule, are you expecting any sensible answers to this thread.

[rich1231]

GingerNinja said:

rich1231 said:

dougc said:

You feeling OK Rich?

I was asking for some expression of imagination and all i got was tired old cliches and t-shirts

Are you saying that having your Mum it St Paul's has been used so often that it's now reached the tired cliche level, or that it's happened so often that you can now buy a "I banged Rich's Mum in St Paul's and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" t-shirt?

Ive even got one.

[mechsympathy]

rich1231 said:

If you could have the perfect naughty weekend in London with a new partner what would you like to do and where would you go?

Take her on the Eurostar to Paris.

And take her again on the way home.

[bobthemonkey]

Poledriver said:

Do the usual strip shows etc. End up with an orgy, in a boat, on the Thames. This is most effective when moored directly outside the houses of parliament! The sounds of screaming from the ladies/men strapped to the mast and being beaten with an egg whisk are sure to disrupt any parliamentary (mass)debate.

HTH

The only problem with that is that a certain wig wearing head of international motorsport who never ever took part in Nazi themed S&M sessions may want to join in.

[Timmy35]

rich1231 said:

dougc said:

You feeling OK Rich?

I was asking for some expression of imagination and all i got was tired old cliches and t-shirts

Rich this is the P&P not an art and film forum.