As if Women Aren't Moody Enough

[Glassman]

We're always against the PMT trump card.

But now her (pregnancy) hormones are all over the place...

fking wild card or what!?

As much as you hold back and not react/retaliate they come at you... telling her, "You need to calm down" or "Listen to yourself" is like igniting a 100-air bomb repeater in a Quality Street tin. fk me.

Pregnancy hormones?

"We need to re-paint the nursery before the baby comes; I want to air the room and not let the baby inhale toxic fumes" WHAT? But you'd rather pass on your moody fking mood swings so there won't be just one of you, BUT TWO??? Just like you've turned my calm, Sunday relaxing afternoon into a wanting to kill someone...

I'm a mushroom cloud laying superfly TNT motherfker.

Edited by Glassman on Sunday 12th October 15:08

[grumbledoak]

Clearly, I've been lucky; the OH is no madder than the box of frogs she arrived with.

"Do what you're told." is probably the best advice I've heard for this.

Best of luck.

[outlaw biker]

You need to calm down. Listen to yourself.

[Glassman]

I need a new cordless drill.

I think.

[CosmicMatt]

I'm sure theres a guide on how to make a homemade flamethrower around here. Here to help.

Edited by CosmicMatt on Sunday 12th October 15:32

[Glassman]

CosmicMatt said:

I'm sure theres a guide on how to make a homemade flamethrower around here. Here to help.

One of these will be fine:

[bimsb6]

go up in the loft or somewhere else she can't follow

[Catz]

Go and get decorating then instead of procrastinating on here.

[Glassman]

Catz said:

Go and get decorating then instead of procrastinating on here.

I'm here because of her.

[MrV]

best head to the shed its the only place thats safe from a womans touch now a days

[King Herald]

Glassman said:

We're always against the PMT trump card.

But now her (pregnancy) hormones are all over the place...

fking wild card or what!?

As much as you hold back and not react/retaliate they come at you... telling her, "You need to calm down" or "Listen to yourself" is like igniting a 100-air bomb repeater in a Quality Street tin. fk me.

Pregnancy hormones?

"We need to re-paint the nursery before the baby comes; I want to air the room and not let the baby inhale toxic fumes" WHAT? But you'd rather pass on your moody fking mood swings so there won't be just one of you, BUT TWO??? Just like you've turned my calm, Sunday relaxing afternoon into a wanting to kill someone...

I'm a mushroom cloud laying superfly TNT motherfker.

Tell her to STFU or get out. Job done. Nothing more to say.

My wife was told before she got pregnant that there would be none of this emotional blackmail; "look at me I'm preggy so I can get away with being a total ".

Women only do it because stupid prick husbands LET them do it, and grovel around keeping the boss happy, instead of growing a pair and telling them to shut the fk up, grow, and stop acting like a spoilt of a child.

[Glassman]

King Herald said:

Women only do it because stupid prick husbands LET them do it, and grovel around keeping the boss happy, instead of growing a pair and telling them to shut the fk up, grow, and stop acting like a spoilt of a child.

+ too many books telling them more than they need to know.

[Road Pest]

Gently remind her that there are other ladies in the world that you could live with.

Edited by Road Pest on Sunday 12th October 15:56

[grumbledoak]

Road Pest said:

Gently remind her that there are other ladies in the world that you could live with.

A pregnant woman? That sounds like a great way to wake up dead.

Be strong mate, hopefully it'll all be worthwhile.

[Saddle bum]

If bearing children was that difficult, God would not have given the job to a woman.

[MilnerR]

My wife's due to drop the fist sprog in about 5-6 weeks time and to be honest, apart from moaning about all the aches and pains, she's been very easy to live with. Whether that will continue after the arrival is another matter!

[Ozone]

If you think that's bad, wait 'till she reaches 45-50 and goes through 'THE CHANGE' - you ain't seen nothing yet......
Mad as a box of alligators.......

Good luck.

[Glassman]

Ozone said:

If you think that's bad, wait 'till she reaches 45-50 and goes through 'THE CHANGE' - you ain't seen nothing yet......
Mad as a box of alligators.......

Good luck.

Thanks... what is this 'change'??

Is it a decade of metamorphosis?

[Ozone]

Menopause - i don't need to say anymore.....

[paoloh]

My wife is pregnant at the moment and is completely normal, no stressing, screaming, shouting etc. OH and still looks hot. I am a lucky SOB.