Friday's Caption

[Mr Trophy]

Best of Luck!

[Brabus Jord]

Mr Trophy said:

Best of Luck!

Look at the arrow!

[Simpo Two]

'Anxious not to be late for his own funeral...'

[Legend83]

'Eastenders star's gravestone shaped like a massive grey cock'.

Edited by Legend83 on Friday 10th October 09:50

[Davel]

Reminds me that, when my poor old mum died in Hastings, we had her funeral and cremation down there.

They sent her ashes up, by carrier, a few days later.

TNT brought a small package to the office reception and I heard a shout 'David - your mum's here!'

[missy-a-k]

"Fed-Ex late post rates hits all time low"

[Mc Lovin]

Mourners where releived that after 2 years of being lost, Uncle Albert was finaly delivered to his final resting place, although charges had been applied and his head was missing.

[Heskey]

Davel said:

TNT brought a small package to the office reception and I heard a shout 'David - your mum's here!'

[SeeFive]

Telegram for Mr Brown... the credit crunch is over - oh too late.

[Sf_Manta]

Mr Trophy said:

Best of Luck!

Rather than pay out for furenal costs.. Ol' Bob had himself fedex'ed to the graveyard instead...

[Poledriver]

On time guaranteed to the dead centre of town!

[Legend83]

Mr Trophy said:

Best of Luck!

On his lunch-breaks, Dave liked nothing better than a Filet-o-Fish and a spot of necrophilia.

Edited by Legend83 on Friday 10th October 10:01

[Shaw Tarse]

Heskey said:

Davel said:

TNT brought a small package to the office reception and I heard a shout 'David - your mum's here!'

Sorry but

[Mc Lovin]

A Fed Ex driver pays his respects to those who've had to deliver to compton avenue.

[philthy]

Mr Trophy said:

Best of Luck!

Stuck to a headstone:

"We called today to deliver a parcel, but were unable to deliver as it requires a signature........etc"

[SplatSpeed]

when it absolutly positivly has to be there overnight!

[SplatSpeed]

Mr Jones your new heart is here

sorry it's late have a 10 pound discount on your next order to compensate

[2something]

Driver gets lost after confusing the Labour Economic Roadmap with the AA one ...

[Snoggledog]

Fedex buries banks mistakes in long term storage


Fedex buries Gordoh's cash in the safest location it can find

[sniff diesel]

"Wilson!"