Today's Caption Competition

[Wacky Racer]

"Sorry,I'm only doing my job"

[minimax]

£180? I shiit them

/bob hoskins

[Mafioso]

Should do him for the stupid illegal plates as well...

[mickk]

Proof that traffic wardens earn to much, as she takes delivery of car

[scruffy]

For services rendered, Westminster council rewards Traffic Warden Baako Wattagumbi with a 4 wheeled bonus...

[Justayellowbadge]

I'm sorry, I just bumped into your car. All these people watching think I'm leaving my insurance details, but I'm not. ha ha.

[minimax]

is the traffic warden writing her own immigration permit? the car is just incidental, right?

[thinfourth2]

The owner regretted getting the idiot attractor option of his new hypercar

[Hard-Drive]

"...and when I press this button on my phone, the anti traffic warden flame throwers mounted in the front grill are activated...mwuhahahahaha!"

[M400 NBL]

The woman with the six bedroom council mansion popped into Ealing to do some shopping.

[Puff Puff]

Toddler in pink: "They all smell the same when you've puked in them."

[Wacky Racer]

"If this doesn't get me promotion, nothing will"

[LotusACBC]

Batman is real. This is his car

[anonymous-user]

Guy with phone"see told you the traffic wardens here have a fan club"

[LotusACBC]

if I was there I would admire it from the crowd, then walk over to it and prepare to get in it. Look around at those who thinks its your car, turn to everyone and say: Blimey, must have left my keys in the restaurant. Mind watching it for me?

As they all stare and nod. LOL then find the hottest girl and ask her to accompany you back to the restaurant.

LOL

[Jon C]

'Kerry Katona had heard that there was a problem at Iceland, so drove her new Veyron down to her local branch. Unfortunatly, so had the rest of the population of Essex'

[Jasandjules]

Traffic Warden wins Warden's Top Trumps.

[tvrbob]

What a bunch of sad bds, I bet more than half of them don't even know what it is. Ooo goody a strange car, lets ogle at it

[10 Pence Short]

"Fuck me! I've just found 50p!"

[silver.fox.2008]

Congress's cheque has just cleared