Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse?

[egbert]

If the situation in the Uk gets any worse it's not hard to envisage situations where the supermarkets can't keep the shelves stocked for brief periods and panic buying ensues.

Once the food is gone it's only a few days until the streets are full of packs of roaming zombie chavs so what will you do?

With my clockwork radio, £20 quid worth of baked beans and a samurai sword I'll be able to avoid re-location to a government run concentration camp.

How are you preparing for the zombie storm?

[Einion Yrth]

I've got a stock of old 12" vinyl in the attic.

[dougc]

A cricket bat and a rifle from above the bar at my local (I'm convinced it still works but my mate is sceptical)

[Penny-lope]

As long as I have plenty batteries, I'll be happy

[bob1179]

dougc said:

A cricket bat and a rifle from above the bar at my local (I'm convinced it still works but my mate is sceptical)

The Winchester?

[Heskey]

Penny-lope said:

As long as I have plenty batteries, I'll be happy

Your google history must look very suspect.

Edited by Heskey on Thursday 9th October 14:08

[drivin_me_nuts]

Heskey said:

Penny-lope said:

As long as I have plenty batteries, I'll be happy

Your google history must look very suspect.

Edited by Heskey on Thursday 9th October 14:08

more the case of 'it takes one to know one ...'

[dougc]

bob1179 said:

dougc said:

A cricket bat and a rifle from above the bar at my local (I'm convinced it still works but my mate is sceptical)

The Winchester?

for a nice cold pint and wait for it all to blow over.

[Penny-lope]

drivin_me_nuts said:

Heskey said:

Penny-lope said:

As long as I have plenty batteries, I'll be happy

Your google history must look very suspect.

Edited by Heskey on Thursday 9th October 14:08

more the case of 'it takes one to know one ...'

[wildoliver]

Pump action shotgun and a few thousand cartridges and a gas stove.

Protection and food supply in one!

[Mc Lovin]

stock up on Mc Burgers, apparently they last for 15 years

[chris watton]

Just ordered Flight of the Living dead, for some tips, in case the outbreak happens mid-flight back to the UK......

[fathomfive]

I've wisely invested in a copy of 'Thriller', and have it ready to go on repeat in order to gain control over said Zombie hoards. All I need now are some tight, red leather trousers and a fetching red leather jacket and I'm safe.

[Neil_H]

egbert said:

it's not hard to envisage situations where the supermarkets can't keep the shelves stocked for brief periods and panic buying ensues.

Is it?

[Timmy35]

I have 750 sheep. And a chainsaw.

[Buzz word]

dougc said:

bob1179 said:

dougc said:

A cricket bat and a rifle from above the bar at my local (I'm convinced it still works but my mate is sceptical)

The Winchester?

for a nice cold pint and wait for it all to blow over.

In that case I have bad news for you unless you like sheds. Your mate on the other hand does quite well.

[Einion Yrth]

Timmy35 said:

I have 750 sheep. And a chainsaw.

Given your abilities with a mere axe, that could be problematic.

[ali_kat]

Timmy35 said:

I have 750 sheep. And a chainsaw.

I have Timmys address, and a tank full of fuel in a car that doesn't work

[deckster]

Timmy35 said:

I have 750 sheep. And a chainsaw.

So that's the recreation sorted. What are we doing for food?

[lazyitus]

ali_kat said:

Timmy35 said:

I have 750 sheep. And a chainsaw.

I have Timmys address, and a tank full of fuel in a car that doesn't work

Hope you're still off the cancer sticks, Ali ?