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I shouldnt bother ask to keep it clean as there is no chance of that.My entire digestive/nutritional/excretory system.
Especially right now, it is currently pissing me off by trying to make me eat something, and I'm not ready to eat something until I'm about to go to bed, so that I can take advantage of the saltiness of the food to stop me needing a piss every five minutes while I'm trying to get to sleep. I eat a sufficient quantity of food that I maintain a constant weight and I can f
king do without this constant grief from my digestive system trying to make me eat it at inconvenient times. Listen you stupid bloody piece of biology, you get fed once a day, and once a day is all it's going to bloody be, sodding well get used to it.
I would replace the intake side of things with something that can assimilate straightforward, cheap materials that don't require any messing about. Half a pint of diesel per day is enough to satisfy the energy requirements, it's much quicker to drink half a pint of liquid than it is to eat something and diesel is a fk of a lot cheaper than food. Another possible alternative would be a power cord that I could plug into the mains and recharge myself while I'm asleep.
I'd replace the internal processing bit with something that is capable of recycling and reforming the necessary chemicals, instead of pissing them out or burning them and then demanding that I eat new ones.
Having done that I would no longer need an ahole so that's another problem sorted. What is it with this business of having to spend 10 minutes trying to have a st when every other bloody species on the planet takes 10 seconds and doesn't have to wipe its arse?
And while we're at it I'd replace the brain with something where I could bloody well edit the software and the data like I can on a proper computer. I'd be able to change it so I didn't spend the whole time getting pissed off with every bloody thing in the world bar one, and I'd be able to get rid of the memories that I don't want instead of having them keep popping up at the least desirable moment.
In fact, sod it, just make me into a Cyberman, where do I sign up?
Especially right now, it is currently pissing me off by trying to make me eat something, and I'm not ready to eat something until I'm about to go to bed, so that I can take advantage of the saltiness of the food to stop me needing a piss every five minutes while I'm trying to get to sleep. I eat a sufficient quantity of food that I maintain a constant weight and I can f
king do without this constant grief from my digestive system trying to make me eat it at inconvenient times. Listen you stupid bloody piece of biology, you get fed once a day, and once a day is all it's going to bloody be, sodding well get used to it.I would replace the intake side of things with something that can assimilate straightforward, cheap materials that don't require any messing about. Half a pint of diesel per day is enough to satisfy the energy requirements, it's much quicker to drink half a pint of liquid than it is to eat something and diesel is a f
k of a lot cheaper than food. Another possible alternative would be a power cord that I could plug into the mains and recharge myself while I'm asleep.I'd replace the internal processing bit with something that is capable of recycling and reforming the necessary chemicals, instead of pissing them out or burning them and then demanding that I eat new ones.
Having done that I would no longer need an a
hole so that's another problem sorted. What is it with this business of having to spend 10 minutes trying to have a st when every other bloody species on the planet takes 10 seconds and doesn't have to wipe its arse?And while we're at it I'd replace the brain with something where I could bloody well edit the software and the data like I can on a proper computer. I'd be able to change it so I didn't spend the whole time getting pissed off with every bloody thing in the world bar one, and I'd be able to get rid of the memories that I don't want instead of having them keep popping up at the least desirable moment.
In fact, sod it, just make me into a Cyberman, where do I sign up?
Pigeon said:
My entire digestive/nutritional/excretory system.
Especially right now, it is currently pissing me off by trying to make me eat something, and I'm not ready to eat something until I'm about to go to bed, so that I can take advantage of the saltiness of the food to stop me needing a piss every five minutes while I'm trying to get to sleep. I eat a sufficient quantity of food that I maintain a constant weight and I can fking do without this constant grief from my digestive system trying to make me eat it at inconvenient times. Listen you stupid bloody piece of biology, you get fed once a day, and once a day is all it's going to bloody be, sodding well get used to it.
I would replace the intake side of things with something that can assimilate straightforward, cheap materials that don't require any messing about. Half a pint of diesel per day is enough to satisfy the energy requirements, it's much quicker to drink half a pint of liquid than it is to eat something and diesel is a fk of a lot cheaper than food. Another possible alternative would be a power cord that I could plug into the mains and recharge myself while I'm asleep.
I'd replace the internal processing bit with something that is capable of recycling and reforming the necessary chemicals, instead of pissing them out or burning them and then demanding that I eat new ones.
Having done that I would no longer need an ahole so that's another problem sorted. What is it with this business of having to spend 10 minutes trying to have a st when every other bloody species on the planet takes 10 seconds and doesn't have to wipe its arse?
And while we're at it I'd replace the brain with something where I could bloody well edit the software and the data like I can on a proper computer. I'd be able to change it so I didn't spend the whole time getting pissed off with every bloody thing in the world bar one, and I'd be able to get rid of the memories that I don't want instead of having them keep popping up at the least desirable moment.
In fact, sod it, just make me into a Cyberman, where do I sign up?
Interesting as your digestive system is, not quite the material we were aiming at for school Especially right now, it is currently pissing me off by trying to make me eat something, and I'm not ready to eat something until I'm about to go to bed, so that I can take advantage of the saltiness of the food to stop me needing a piss every five minutes while I'm trying to get to sleep. I eat a sufficient quantity of food that I maintain a constant weight and I can f
king do without this constant grief from my digestive system trying to make me eat it at inconvenient times. Listen you stupid bloody piece of biology, you get fed once a day, and once a day is all it's going to bloody be, sodding well get used to it.I would replace the intake side of things with something that can assimilate straightforward, cheap materials that don't require any messing about. Half a pint of diesel per day is enough to satisfy the energy requirements, it's much quicker to drink half a pint of liquid than it is to eat something and diesel is a f
k of a lot cheaper than food. Another possible alternative would be a power cord that I could plug into the mains and recharge myself while I'm asleep.I'd replace the internal processing bit with something that is capable of recycling and reforming the necessary chemicals, instead of pissing them out or burning them and then demanding that I eat new ones.
Having done that I would no longer need an a
hole so that's another problem sorted. What is it with this business of having to spend 10 minutes trying to have a st when every other bloody species on the planet takes 10 seconds and doesn't have to wipe its arse?And while we're at it I'd replace the brain with something where I could bloody well edit the software and the data like I can on a proper computer. I'd be able to change it so I didn't spend the whole time getting pissed off with every bloody thing in the world bar one, and I'd be able to get rid of the memories that I don't want instead of having them keep popping up at the least desirable moment.
In fact, sod it, just make me into a Cyberman, where do I sign up?
But thank you
Jetl3on said:
Pigeon said:
My entire digestive/nutritional/excretory system.
Interesting as your digestive system is, not quite the material we were aiming at for school But thank you
Think of the advantages which could be considered -
Make it a cheap system, it doesn't need to think or feel, just process.
It could run off virtually any available source of raw material which could be processed.
Food poisoning would be a think of the past.
People could be 'modified' at birth. A little further development could see a system which could grow with the human body.
Third world hunger could be more easily controlled (they may still need food, but it could now be in any form).
Global energy costs could be reduced (why bother heating/cooking anything)
Food wastage would be reduced/eliminated as items need no longer have a shelf life.
Given that you can control what is going in you can control the end waste product and its usability.
Etc.....
Ledaig said:
Jetl3on said:
Pigeon said:
My entire digestive/nutritional/excretory system.
Interesting as your digestive system is, not quite the material we were aiming at for school But thank you
Think of the advantages which could be considered -
Make it a cheap system, it doesn't need to think or feel, just process.
It could run off virtually any available source of raw material which could be processed.
Food poisoning would be a think of the past.
People could be 'modified' at birth. A little further development could see a system which could grow with the human body.
Third world hunger could be more easily controlled (they may still need food, but it could now be in any form).
Global energy costs could be reduced (why bother heating/cooking anything)
Food wastage would be reduced/eliminated as items need no longer have a shelf life.
Given that you can control what is going in you can control the end waste product and its usability.
Etc.....
Thanks
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