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rlw

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3,589 posts

267 months

Monday 6th October 2008
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I've got a pile of logs from a leylandii which was cut down earlier this year - they are from about 30" diameter down to about 15" and around 9" to 12" thick. They are outside and seasoning nicely but the question is how the hell do I get them into fire sized chunks. I have looked at the hire shop locally and they have a fancy saw seemingly for this purpose but it doesn't seem very butch. I could use an axe but I am no Charles Atlas and nor am I a spring chicken so progress could be very slow and painful for days after.

There's about thirty individual sections to do. Any suggestions for a quick and easy fix gratefully received as I would like to move the lot to Cornwall before the weather changes.

AndyBe

6,932 posts

237 months

Monday 6th October 2008
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Hydraulic axe.

MrVelox

2,974 posts

217 months

Monday 6th October 2008
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Chainsaw?

Marcellus

7,204 posts

249 months

Monday 6th October 2008
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You need the ultimate mans power tool.............a chain saw...many fun hours to be had!!

TimJMS

2,584 posts

281 months

Monday 6th October 2008
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Get a beaver.

robinhood21

31,164 posts

262 months

Monday 6th October 2008
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iluvmercs

7,541 posts

257 months

Monday 6th October 2008
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I saw the titled, at for, some reason, instantly assumed this would be a Maths-related question paperbag

Darren

Dirty Boy

14,866 posts

239 months

Monday 6th October 2008
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TimJMS said:
Get a beaver.
Do you think his missus would mind?

mel

10,168 posts

305 months

Monday 6th October 2008
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You'll be there all week with that!

Chainsaw them down into tablets 8"-12" long (depends how big your fire/burner is) then split them with a Maul & a Wood Grenade, use the big 30" dia one as a block with nice square faces standing mid thigh height and split the others on it, it's a fantastically therapautic way to spend a sunday.

mel

10,168 posts

305 months

Monday 6th October 2008
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iluvmercs said:
I saw the titled, at for, some reason, instantly assumed this would be a Maths-related question paperbag

Darren
Think yourself lucky I thought it was going to be about poo.

Munter

31,331 posts

271 months

Monday 6th October 2008
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Whats wrong with a bush saw, a felling axe and a saturday afternoon outside being manly.

Kids today...I dont know...

slow_poke

1,855 posts

264 months

Monday 6th October 2008
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Ooooh, timely topic.

I've got about 40 pine trees to bust into firewood. They're already dropped, logged and blocked, and have had a spring/summer to season. They just need the final splitting into firebox size chunks now.

As for going at them with an axe, sod that. There's too many, and that's too much like hard work.

Has anyone any experience of/reccomendations for those electric log splitters?

TimJMS

2,584 posts

281 months

Monday 6th October 2008
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Dirty Boy said:
TimJMS said:
Get a beaver.
Do you think his missus would mind?
Dirty Boy.

Simpo Two

92,911 posts

295 months

Monday 6th October 2008
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I like this. You want to save the planet so you get a nice carbon-neutral woodburner.

Then you go and cut down trees with petrol chainsaws and split them with electric log splitters.

You may as well just use the petrol and electrity to keep warm! nuts

spdpug98

1,551 posts

252 months

Monday 6th October 2008
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If you want to keep fit you can use one of these:

http://www.screwfix.com/prods/51334/Hand-Tools/Ham...

I have just bought one, just got to wait for the fire place to be finished

slow_poke

1,855 posts

264 months

Monday 6th October 2008
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spdpug98 said:
If you want to keep fit you can use one of these:

http://www.screwfix.com/prods/51334/Hand-Tools/Ham...

I have just bought one, just got to wait for the fire place to be finished
Yeah, they're good. In fact, they're great. I used one last year. However, this year there's just too many trees to do.

I need a logsplitter with an engine. Those ones you hook up to an agri tractor's hydraulic system are no good - cos I don't have a tractor.

TimJMS

2,584 posts

281 months

Monday 6th October 2008
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Simpo Two said:
I like this. You want to save the planet so you get a nice carbon-neutral woodburner.

Then you go and cut down trees with petrol chainsaws and split them with electric log splitters.

You may as well just use the petrol and electrity to keep warm! nuts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservation_of_energ...


And anyway, its hardly carbon - neutral. Think of the smelting / children, whichever comes first wink

Luke Pearson

2,262 posts

282 months

Monday 6th October 2008
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Ah man i need to log, not keen on work toilet though boxedin

Munter

31,331 posts

271 months

Monday 6th October 2008
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Luke Pearson said:
Ah man i need to log, not keen on work toilet though boxedin
This is why managers desks have draws.

Best of luck.

superkartracer

8,959 posts

252 months

Monday 6th October 2008
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rlw said:
I've got a pile of logs from a leylandii which was cut down earlier this year - they are from about 30" diameter down to about 15" and around 9" to 12" thick. They are outside and seasoning nicely but the question is how the hell do I get them into fire sized chunks. I have looked at the hire shop locally and they have a fancy saw seemingly for this purpose but it doesn't seem very butch. I could use an axe but I am no Charles Atlas and nor am I a spring chicken so progress could be very slow and painful for days after.

There's about thirty individual sections to do. Any suggestions for a quick and easy fix gratefully received as I would like to move the lot to Cornwall before the weather changes.
Chainsaw and split wedges, btw don't burn them this year, way toooo early Sir