White Muslim !

[jcwuk]

ok ...
So order an Indian Curry and told it will take 45 mins.


Arrive 2 hours later with a White Bald Guy who states and Im not joking that he is a Muslim.
We feel this is an excuse for whatever reason but we are not sure .

So we do not accept the food due to late delivery .

Are we wrong ?

[130R]

jcwuk said:

ok ...
So order an Indian Curry and told it will take 45 mins.


Arrive 2 hours later with a White Bald Guy who states and Im not joking that he is a Muslim.
We feel this is an excuse for whatever reason but we are not sure .

So we do not accept the food due to late delivery .

Are we wrong ?

Have you been smoking crack?

[minimax]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

[Flintstone]

Did the cat just walk across your keyboard?

[dr.pepper]

jcwuk said:

ok ...
So order an Indian Curry and told it will take 45 mins.


Arrive 2 hours later with a White Bald Guy who states and Im not joking that he is a Muslim.
We feel this is an excuse for whatever reason but we are not sure .

So we do not accept the food due to late delivery .

Are we wrong ?

If i read your post correctly, this guy tried to play the "religion" card. I wouldn't have accepted the food either, after 2 hours it must have been pretty damn cold.

[jcwuk]

Flintstone said:

Did the cat just walk across your keyboard?

I did think that also ! but he died 4 months ago.
no joke

[cougargirl]

jcwuk said:

Flintstone said:

Did the cat just walk across your keyboard?

I did think that also ! but he died 4 months ago.
no joke

the cat or the bald guy... lost....

[madmatt1985]

I would have told him to stick the curry, that is some crap servies. how did a late curry turn to religon?? was he a Whslim (sorry bad joke)

Edited by madmatt1985 on Friday 3rd October 21:53

[moleamol]

So a bald white guy appears at your door, with food and simply says 'I am a Muslim'. Are you on gas?

[lazyitus]

Why were you still sat there, 2 hours on. I'd have either left the building or fked off by then. One of the two.

[moleamol]

lazyitus said:

Why were you still sat there, 2 hours on. I'd have either left the building or fked off by then. One of the two.

Erm, maybe he was sat at home.

[pies1981]

130R said:

jcwuk said:

ok ...
So order an Indian Curry and told it will take 45 mins.


Arrive 2 hours later with a White Bald Guy who states and Im not joking that he is a Muslim.
We feel this is an excuse for whatever reason but we are not sure .

So we do not accept the food due to late delivery .

Are we wrong ?

Have you been smoking crack?

if so share it round, its only fair..

[Swilly]

jcwuk said:

ok ...
So order an Indian Curry and told it will take 45 mins.


Arrive 2 hours later with a White Bald Guy who states and Im not joking that he is a Muslim.
We feel this is an excuse for whatever reason but we are not sure .

So we do not accept the food due to late delivery .

Are we wrong ?

You have more strands there than in a tin of spaghetti.... Are you Wrong for what !?

[svm]

jcwuk said:

ok ...
So order an Indian Curry and told it will take 45 mins.


Arrive 2 hours later with a White Bald Guy who states and Im not joking that he is a Muslim.
We feel this is an excuse for whatever reason but we are not sure .

So we do not accept the food due to late delivery .

Are we wrong ?

Was he ticking?

[anonymous-user]

130R said:

jcwuk said:

ok ...
So order an Indian Curry and told it will take 45 mins.


Arrive 2 hours later with a White Bald Guy who states and Im not joking that he is a Muslim.
We feel this is an excuse for whatever reason but we are not sure .

So we do not accept the food due to late delivery .

Are we wrong ?

Have you been smoking crack?

Congratulations to the OP for possibly the oddest post I've ever read on PHs.

[lazyitus]

moleamol said:

lazyitus said:

Why were you still sat there, 2 hours on. I'd have either left the building or fked off by then. One of the two.

Erm, maybe he was sat at home.

Yeah ? He still could have left the building or fked off.

[TheEnd]

after 2 hours waiting for a curry, i'd have eaten the bald bloke

[anonymous-user]

lazyitus said:

moleamol said:

lazyitus said:

Why were you still sat there, 2 hours on. I'd have either left the building or fked off by then. One of the two.

Erm, maybe he was sat at home.

Yeah ? He still could have left the building or fked off.

some people just have to have the last word.

[moleamol]

El stovey said:

lazyitus said:

moleamol said:

lazyitus said:

Why were you still sat there, 2 hours on. I'd have either left the building or fked off by then. One of the two.

Erm, maybe he was sat at home.

Yeah ? He still could have left the building or fked off.

some people just have to have the last word.

I know, it's terrible.

[carmonk]

It's obvious what he means. He ordered an Indian Curry (often more expensive than an Indian curry) and was surprised that it was not delivered by a person of Asian origin. This, I suspect, cast doubt on the Curry's authenticity. What's more, the delivery person had the audacity to be bald. He was a Bald White Guy. Imagine.

Upon talking to the White Bald Guy in a manner similar to his post here, and expressing alarm that the Bald White Guy was Bald and White rather than Dark and Hirsute, the White Bald Guy's natural reaction was one of self-justification and this resulted in him declaring, perhaps unwisely, that despite not being Dark he was in fact a Muslim. It's likely he then added, "If that helps."

Unfortunately it did not. The OP, angered by the White Bald Guy's blatant White Baldness, if not his Lateness, was moved to confuse religious belief with skin colour and concluded that he was the subject of foul play. Unable to articulate this he rejected the Curry on the largely bogus basis of late delivery.

I'm going shopping for beans now. I'll start a new thread to tell you how it went.

Edited by carmonk on Friday 3rd October 22:15