Boris terminates Ian Blair!

[Vesuvius 996]

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/art...

Time said:

It was disclosed earlier today that an investigation into contracts awarded to a close friend of Sir Ian had uncovered one deal which had not involved a tendering process.

The so-called “vanity contract”, to promote the commissioner’s image when he took over from Lord Stevens of Kirkwhelpington, was worth £15,000 to Impact Plus, a consultancy run by Andy Miller, a longtime friend of Sir Ian.

The award of £3 million of contracts to Impact Plus is under investigation by a team of officers led by Sir Ronnie Flanagan, HM Chief Inspector of Constabulary.

Good man Boris.

Edited by Vesuvius 996 on Thursday 2nd October 16:42

[GregE240]

Quite how he ever lasted this long will be his only legacy.

A bumbling, policitally correct fool of the highest order.

Good riddance.

[Don]

GregE240 said:

A bumbling, policitally correct fool of the highest order.

Concise. To the point. Accurate.

Don't beat around the bush, man, say what you really mean!

Nice one, Greg.

[Zad]

It is on BBC News at the moment. Even his resignation speech is full of denial!

[fastfreddy]

I particularly liked the way Blair said that Boris had told him "in a "pleasant but determined" way that he wished to see a change of leadership."

Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall in that meeting.

[BikealarmBlair]

Don't panic I'm still here!

[ironictwist]

fastfreddy said:

I particularly liked the way Blair said that Boris had told him "in a "pleasant but determined" way that he wished to see a change of leadership."

Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall in that meeting.

Oh indeed!

"Don't get me wrong Ian, I like you what you've done with the place. But would you mind awfully if I asked you to skidaddle?"

Or something along those lines as I can't actually picture Boris saying skidaddle.

[215cu]

fking A!

I know there will be a lot of plod very happy at this news, Blair was an total embarrassment to them.

Go Boris!

What a way to get him too.

[Mc Lovin]

Boris for PM

[Jonny_]

Awesome. BJ (even his initials are funny) moves another few steps up in my estimation.

Good riddance, Blair, you tt (funny, I seem to remember saying exactly this not that long ago...).

[fastfreddy]

Blair: "Right you bds, who's nicked my hat?"



Boris: "So, I said to him "I think you need to skidaddle, old boy" and while he sloped off I made a grab for it!"

Edited by fastfreddy on Thursday 2nd October 17:31

[215cu]

fastfreddy said:

"Right you bds, who's nicked my hat?"

"You're fking nicked....."

"We're the Tories... and we haven't had any dinner...."

Edited by 215cu on Thursday 2nd October 17:17

[chippy17]

made my evening, excellent news

[spaximus]

what they need now is a replacement who is a proper copper who likes nicking villains, from what ever race they are. Maybe they will have the backing of a mayor who wants the same.

[CR]

Sweet, no chance of me getting mugged on the way home tonight now!

[ironictwist]

Boris looks like a low cost stripper in that photo

[anonymous-user]

215cu said:

"You're fking nicked....."

"We're the Tories... and we haven't had any dinner...."

Too right.

First Red Ken then Ian Blair next the whole Labour Government!

Brilliant.

[Vesuvius 996]

El stovey said:

215cu said:

"You're fking nicked....."

"We're the Tories... and we haven't had any dinner...."

Too right.

First Red Ken then Ian Blair next the whole Labour Government!

Brilliant.

You have to say, I always thought it would be Hague as PM and BJ as deputy, but much more of this and BJ will be the only option.

Even poor people love him.

[JuniorD]

I thought Ronnie Flanagan would have commited public suicide by now as promised in 2001

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/170729...

Edited by JuniorD on Thursday 2nd October 17:59

[Puff Puff]

Looks like the copper is feeling BJ's collar and/or giving/getting a masonic handshake.