Wake me up!!

[roboxm3]

Went out last night for a "few" and due to reasons that I can't remember, I missed my last train home and had to wait for the first one this morning.

Unsurprisingly the benches in Liverpool Street station aren't the most comfortable and as a result I have had a grand total of about 15 minutes kip on the train home this morning.

Usually I'd be alright to make it through the day but the sleep depravation is hitting me hard today and even the rocket fuel coffees aren't having much effect.

Anyone got any tips for waking myself up a bit?
I only need to be "awake" for another three and a half hours but I can think of nothing but sleep at the moment, I feel dizzy when I stand up and I just generally feel wierd, like I'm having an outerbody experience or something!

[10 Pence Short]

Go to the toilet. The Ladies if you're feeling adventurous. And have a massive, massive wank.

[missliv]

Been there, done that. If you can stomach it, EAT something. Drink lots of water and/or pineapple juice. And don't blow chunks into your keyboard.

[Rav]

You need a set of these fella.
.

Your boss will never know and you can live a life of riley.

[roboxm3]

missliv said:

Been there, done that. If you can stomach it, EAT something. Drink lots of water and/or pineapple juice. And don't blow chunks into your keyboard.

I don't actually feel that rough, hangover-wise. Not brilliant but I'm sure it's the lack of sleep that's the main problem.

I've eaten already...well I had a Maccy Ds and a packet of Minstrels and I'm getting through plenty of water but I just can't shake off the heavy eye lids and the attraction my head seems to have developed for my notepad.

[roboxm3]

10 Pence Short said:

Go to the toilet. The Ladies if you're feeling adventurous. And have a massive, massive wank.

No way! I'd be sparco after that...that's if I could stay awake long enough to finish!

[Shaw Tarse]

Rob are you still awake?

[Heskey]

Rav said:

You need a set of these fella.
.

Your boss will never know and you can live a life of riley.

What if you're black?

[10 Pence Short]

Heskey said:

Rav said:

You need a set of these fella.
.

Your boss will never know and you can live a life of riley.

What if you're black?

Tell them you've got Michaeljacksonitous of the eyes.

[roboxm3]

Shaw Tarse said:

Rob are you still awake?

Just! Had 2 more rocket fuel coffees and although they've made me feel slightly wierd I am awake.
I'm just keeping my fingers crossed for a five o'clock departure and a seat on the train so I can get half an hour shut-eye.
Although my dreams of crashing on the sofa as soon as I got in have been shattered. My brother now wants to drive up to Donington tonight so it looks like it's going to be a late one!

[Heskey]

thegavster said:

At least you didn't wake up in the communal hallway of your flats, naked, pissing on yourself.

EFT.

Edited by Heskey on Friday 26th September 17:07

[rude-boy]

Too late but Isotonic drinks and a bannana or two.