Is this written by a PH'er?
Is this written by a PH'er?
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LeoZwalf

Original Poster:

2,802 posts

260 months

Wednesday 24th September 2008
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Mc Lovin

5,588 posts

251 months

Wednesday 24th September 2008
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his disqualification list rules out pretty much all women tbh laugh

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

272 months

Wednesday 24th September 2008
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Nutter.

Pixel-Snapper

5,321 posts

222 months

Wednesday 24th September 2008
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My word...someone sat and wrote all of that out.

mr_spock

3,376 posts

245 months

Wednesday 24th September 2008
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"Because, as a software engineer, I have automated this whole process, I generally do not read messages you send until you have done as instructed in this profile. So, you can receive Msg 1 of 3, Msg 2 of 3 and Msg 3 of 3 and be iggied without me ever having read a message from you. If this is not clear enough, I would not want you anyway, you are too illiterate."

Simply brilliant. I'd give him a job (of work, stop it...)

SeeFive

8,353 posts

263 months

Wednesday 24th September 2008
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Conceited religious wierdo. A dangrous mix IMO.

Mc Lovin

5,588 posts

251 months

Wednesday 24th September 2008
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i've just speed read it, he's either a gayer or a special needs gayer tbh

NAS

2,589 posts

261 months

Wednesday 24th September 2008
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SeeFive said:
Conceited religious wierdo. A dangrous mix IMO.
yes

bigmac146

184 posts

218 months

Wednesday 24th September 2008
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Mentalist me thinks.

BigBen

12,159 posts

260 months

Wednesday 24th September 2008
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Written by Dwight Schrute from the US version of the office ?

http://blog.nbc.com/DwightsBlog/

NiceCupOfTea

25,606 posts

281 months

Wednesday 24th September 2008
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He must enjoy being single - good thing too, he needs to get used to it!

scruffy

1,244 posts

296 months

Wednesday 24th September 2008
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Shhh, I'm baiting him...

Mrs Trackside

9,299 posts

263 months

Wednesday 24th September 2008
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the yahoo control freak said:
I haven't kissed a girl since being divorced over three years ago. I don't engage in sexual activities outside of marriage.
He's 53. I wouldn't want him, if he can get it up at his age he'd probably be too quick on the draw anyway.

Carreauchompeur

18,328 posts

234 months

Wednesday 24th September 2008
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Fvck me, he'll be lucky!

Earl Grey

1,370 posts

240 months

Wednesday 24th September 2008
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OH DARN IT

Just missed out by a few !!

The Dirty Bubble

747 posts

234 months

Wednesday 24th September 2008
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LeoZwalf said:
How did you come across this? Or don't I want to know?

sleep envy

62,260 posts

279 months

Wednesday 24th September 2008
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You cannot walk seven (7) miles non-stop averaging 1 mile per 20 minutes and without drinking or eating anything during the walk.


errr, why?

tomTVR

6,909 posts

271 months

Wednesday 24th September 2008
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Is that thing for real?!

I havent read it all but it seems his biggest problem is that he is 53 yet wants a beaultiful woman aged 24-29 who is not looking for a suagr dadddy. Those dont exist and that if before the rest of hes ridiculous criteria!

oobster

7,700 posts

241 months

Wednesday 24th September 2008
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I'd love to see someone playing a practical joke on this idiot.

Geronimo

626 posts

222 months

Wednesday 24th September 2008
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sleep envy said:
You cannot walk seven (7) miles non-stop averaging 1 mile per 20 minutes and without drinking or eating anything during the walk.


errr, why?
Because that's the distance he and his wife will walk into the forest before he crucifies her.