Beer and being fat

[s,one]

Ive sort of resigned myself to the fact that I will never be able to stop drinking alchohol and a by product is getting a beer gut. So if you are a regular at the bar what drink would be the least likely to enlarge your gut even further.

Steve

[Einion Yrth]

Whisky, straight. It'll completely fk your liver though.

[oldbanger]

Yep go for something lower sugar - dry wine is better than beer, but spirits with zero sugar drinks like diet coke or neat is best

[mouseymousey]

I tried this theory. There's only so much gin and slimline tonic a man can drink though.

So I went back to the pints and joined a gym.

[m3ser]

Vodka & diet coke, zero calories so i'm told and who cares about your pot belly as long as you're happy

[Technonotice]

my man boobs are coming along nicely thank you very much.

[scruffy]

I drink for England.

I cycle 145 miles a week.

Break even.

[scruffy]

Website says

Calories in Jack Daniels Single (25ml) 64
Calories in Jack Daniels & Coke Single 129
Calories in Jack Daniels & Diet Coke Single 64
Calories in Southern Comfort Single (25ml) 46
Calories in Southern Comfort & Lemonade Single 73
Whisky & Diet Lemonade Single 58
Calories in Whisky & Lemonade Single 82
Calories in Whisky & Soda Single 56
Calories in Banks Bitter Pint 170
Calories in Best/Premium Bitter Pint 187
Boddingtons Draught Bitter Pint 170
Calories in Draught Mild Pint 136
Calories in Guinness Draught Pint 210
Calories in John Smiths Bitter Pint 170
Calories in Low Alcohol Bitter Pint 74
Calories in Regular Bitter Pint 170
Calories in Trophy Bitter Pint 170
Calories in Whitbread Best Bitter Pint 187
Calories in Blackthorn Dry Pint 193
Calories in Bulmers Original Cider Pint 210
Calories in Gaymers Olde English Dry Cider Pint 244
Calories in Low Alcohol Cider Pint 97 0.0
Calories in Red C Sweet Cider Pint 193 0.0
Calories in Regular Dry Cider Pint 204 0.0
Calories in Regular Sweet Cider Pint 239
Calories in Scrumpy Jack Strong Cider Pint 239
Calories in Special Red Cider Pint 193 0.0
Calories in Strongbow Cider Pint 239 0.0
Calories in Strongbow Ice 330ml Bottle 142
Calories in Vintage Cider Pint 574 0.0
Calories in Woodpecker Cider Pint 233 0.0
Calories in Woodpecker Sweet Cider Pint 233

So a double whisky is the same a bag of Walkers.

[outlaw biker]

Stop eating and sleeping. The pounds soon fall off. You can drink as much as you like.

[Penny-lope]

m3ser said:

Vodka & diet coke, zero calories so i'm told and who cares about your pot belly as long as you're happy

Not quite zero.....50 cal, so much lower than beer

[Slaav]

Penny-lope said:

m3ser said:

Vodka & diet coke, zero calories so i'm told and who cares about your pot belly as long as you're happy

Not quite zero.....50 cal, so much lower than beer

Vodka and Diet Coke is the only way forward that I have ever seen. Even with some alcoholics; ahem... I meant bankers!

[Penny-lope]

Slaav said:

Penny-lope said:

m3ser said:

Vodka & diet coke, zero calories so i'm told and who cares about your pot belly as long as you're happy

Not quite zero.....50 cal, so much lower than beer

Vodka and Diet Coke is the only way forward that I have ever seen. Even with some alcoholics; ahem... I meant bankers!

I prefer diet lemonade....you don't get that horrid coating on your teeth then

[Shaolin]

Wear less in winter, turn the central heating down, you'll generate body heat to keep you warm, takes a while to get going though and it's soooo nice to be warm again.

[OllieC]

just dont eat. im still (relitively) slim. 6 foot and 12 1/2 stone.

[voyds9]

If alcohol has so many calories why do you never see a fat alcoholic.

[kit80]

do a boogey on the dance floor once you have got plastered, I drink vodka and diet coke and then do 3 hours dancing in heels, works for me

and am sure you would look great in heels

[10 Pence Short]

voyds9 said:

If alcohol has so many calories why do you never see a fat alcoholic.

I've got £5 left in my pocket. Do I buy 2 ready meals or 2 2 litre bottles of Spar Super?

[m3ser]

voyds9 said:

If alcohol has so many calories why do you never see a fat alcoholic.

True but they all have those big red bulbous noses

[Psimpson7]

10 Pence Short said:

voyds9 said:

If alcohol has so many calories why do you never see a fat alcoholic.

I've got £5 left in my pocket. Do I buy 2 ready meals or 2 2 litre bottles of Spar Super?