Liquid Capsule Rant
Discussion
You know the things - those little pouches of detergent that you chuck into the drum of your washing machine. They look like minature pillows; the kind that Action Man might use on his water-bed. Maybe.
Anyway, I'd like to get my hands around the neck of the f
ker in the factory whose job it is to stick a pin into the capsule at the bottom of the box, thus ensuring that the contents of said capsule (which, upon release, seems infinitely disproportionate to it's size) fill up the plastic container that they come in with an icky goo and make it impossible to wash your clothes without washing your hands afterwards.
Hang on, there's not enough swearing in this rant; the wanky fking spacktards who make these stty things can stick their fking capsules right up their ing arses.
That's better.
Anyway, I'd like to get my hands around the neck of the f
ker in the factory whose job it is to stick a pin into the capsule at the bottom of the box, thus ensuring that the contents of said capsule (which, upon release, seems infinitely disproportionate to it's size) fill up the plastic container that they come in with an icky goo and make it impossible to wash your clothes without washing your hands afterwards.Hang on, there's not enough swearing in this rant; the wanky f
king spacktards who make these stty things can stick their fking capsules right up their ing arses.That's better.
Alex97 said:
Umm my dad is the guy who makes sure 1 capsule is burst in each packet. I just told him what you said and he's in tears. Hope you're happy now.
Didn't he used to put a hole in every tenth condom? Government conspiracy and all that, to keep up the supply of cannon fodder.Oh, hang on. Chavs and condoms........I see a flaw.
RobCrezz said:
How about dont buy the liquid capsules then, moron!
Thanks for that advice, it's very helpful. tt.For the record, I've bought some Bold 2-in-1 tablets, in lavender and camomile flavour. They smell lush.
wildoliver said:
The first guy had the right idea, why are you taking womens work away from them? It's men like you that mean they have time to look for jobs outside the kitchen!!!
I live on my own, so if I don't do the washing then it doesn't get done and people at work start to complain about the smell. Must tell the GF to pull her socks up and start taking my dirty washing away and returning it clean. I am a failure as a man.Sciroccology said:
RobCrezz said:
How about dont buy the liquid capsules then, moron!
Thanks for that advice, it's very helpful. tt.For the record, I've bought some Bold 2-in-1 tablets, in lavender and camomile flavour. They smell lush.
wildoliver said:
The first guy had the right idea, why are you taking womens work away from them? It's men like you that mean they have time to look for jobs outside the kitchen!!!
I live on my own, so if I don't do the washing then it doesn't get done and people at work start to complain about the smell. Must tell the GF to pull her socks up and start taking my dirty washing away and returning it clean. I am a failure as a man.
Sciroccology said:
RobCrezz said:
How about dont buy the liquid capsules then, moron!
Thanks for that advice, it's very helpful. tt.For the record, I've bought some Bold 2-in-1 tablets, in lavender and camomile flavour. They smell lush.
wildoliver said:
The first guy had the right idea, why are you taking womens work away from them? It's men like you that mean they have time to look for jobs outside the kitchen!!!
I live on my own, so if I don't do the washing then it doesn't get done and people at work start to complain about the smell. Must tell the GF to pull her socks up and start taking my dirty washing away and returning it clean. I am a failure as a man.or get a cleaner for a couple of hourse a week and get her to it. £6 an hour is the going rate arround here.
Flintstone said:
Alex97 said:
Umm my dad is the guy who makes sure 1 capsule is burst in each packet. I just told him what you said and he's in tears. Hope you're happy now.
Didn't he used to put a hole in every tenth condom? Government conspiracy and all that, to keep up the supply of cannon fodder.Oh, hang on. Chavs and condoms........I see a flaw.
Pesty said:
isnt that what mothers are for?
Yes, but mine's 200 miles away. Which is nice.Pesty said:
or get a cleaner for a couple of hourse a week and get her to it. £6 an hour is the going rate arround here.
Bad idea. I'd only end up shagging her, or discover that she's been playing with herself while I was out.Pesty said:
Sciroccology said:
RobCrezz said:
How about dont buy the liquid capsules then, moron!
Thanks for that advice, it's very helpful. tt.For the record, I've bought some Bold 2-in-1 tablets, in lavender and camomile flavour. They smell lush.
wildoliver said:
The first guy had the right idea, why are you taking womens work away from them? It's men like you that mean they have time to look for jobs outside the kitchen!!!
I live on my own, so if I don't do the washing then it doesn't get done and people at work start to complain about the smell. Must tell the GF to pull her socks up and start taking my dirty washing away and returning it clean. I am a failure as a man.or get a cleaner for a couple of hourse a week and get her to it. £6 an hour is the going rate arround here.
Unless you are on minimum wage yourself, it must make financial sense to get a woman in. I pay mine a tenner an hour but she does the whole lot, and not grudgingly like a wife would!
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