Reasons to love Prince Philip

[10 Pence Short]

No. 54

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/theroya...

[OllieBirmingham]

The man is a legend, nonoe of that PC malarkey for him. Has anyone got a list of his funniest quotes, I seem to remember him saying something about some wiring looking like a 'darkie' had done it on a factory tour or something.

[daveenty]

Here you go: -

http://listverse.com/humor/top-15-quotes-of-prince...

[Fort Jefferson]

http://www.aardvarkmap.net/getamap-examples/exampl...

[Surfr]

http://listverse.com/humor/top-15-quotes-of-prince...

[SkinnyBoy]

2. To a blind women with a guide

“Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?”

genius!

[Famous Graham]

On key problems facing Brazil Phil the Greek said:

Brazilians live there

I'd not heard that one before

[Swilly]

I'm glad to hear 'fook off' is now part of the Queen's English and i shall forthwith be using it, often, with purpose and at every inopportune moment...

Fook off...

[Surfr]

There's tones on the wikipedia page too. Having a great laugh reading through them

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Prince_Philip,_Duke_o...

[OllieBirmingham]

Prince Philip said
12. To the President of Nigeria, dressed in traditional robes

“You look like you’re ready for bed!”

[ironictwist]

OllieBirmingham said:

Prince Philip said
12. To the President of Nigeria, dressed in traditional robes

“You look like you’re ready for bed!”

[oldbanger]

"If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it's either a new woman or a new car!"

[bleesh]

OllieBirmingham said:

The man is a legend, nonoe of that PC malarkey for him. Has anyone got a list of his funniest quotes, I seem to remember him saying something about some wiring looking like a 'darkie' had done it on a factory tour or something.

"It looks as if it was put in by an Indian." (in 1999, referring to an old-fashioned fuse box in a factory near Edinburgh)

[Ganglandboss]

I don't like Prince Philip - partly because of the racist comments he comes out with and Partly because he's Greek.

For the record I think he's great. My Favourite Philip moment was when he told the fat kid in the Man United shirt that he'd have to "lose some weight first" if he wanted to be an astronaut!

[speedtwelve]

RAF Queen's Flight aircraft, on a long trip, with Phil 'n' Betty down the back. Phil goes up front to chat to the flight crew. Captain suggests that Her Majesty might also be interested in a cockpit visit? "If it doesn't eat hay and st she's not interested" was Phil's reply.

He's the only Royal I've actually been introduced to. Seemed like a sound bloke.

[anonymous-user]

It's refreshing to know that there are still people around who genuinely don't give a st

[mybrainhurts]

I'd love to chuck him into a room with Harriet Man-Hater Harman....

[schmalex]

“If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.” (At a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting)

[fathomfive]

I love this one:

clearly bonkers monarch said:

“If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it’s either a new woman or a new car!”

[Soft Top]

The man's a legend. I'm glad I'm not the only one who loves his un-PC comments.