Labour Conference - Rowling to the rescue?
Discussion
One question
Asides from the obvious honors she is going to get. WHY THE HELL would you do something so utterly mind numbingly stupid are these folk so out of touch with the real world that they think that this is a good idea. Does she actually think that brown is doing the country good, does she really think that labour are helping the country
Asides from the obvious honors she is going to get. WHY THE HELL would you do something so utterly mind numbingly stupid are these folk so out of touch with the real world that they think that this is a good idea. Does she actually think that brown is doing the country good, does she really think that labour are helping the country
£1m from Rowling to support the Labour party. Lets be honest, its going to take more than £1m to save them now.... try at least 1000 times that amount....
Still, given that J K Rowling has money coming out of here ears (estimated to be greater than £500m), this is merely a drop in the ocean. In fact, I doubt that she would even notice. Significant? No. Large amount? Hardly. Saving the Labour party from ultimate doom? Guess again.
Still, given that J K Rowling has money coming out of here ears (estimated to be greater than £500m), this is merely a drop in the ocean. In fact, I doubt that she would even notice. Significant? No. Large amount? Hardly. Saving the Labour party from ultimate doom? Guess again.
You're up early TB LOL.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/762658...
and
http://www.bbc.co.uk/topics/jk_rowling
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/762658...
and
http://www.bbc.co.uk/topics/jk_rowling
Edited by Mojocvh on Saturday 20th September 08:21
A revised Conference Programme has been issued.
Saturday 20 September
Sponsored by Daisy Dodderidge aka 'The Leaky Cauldron' J. K. Rowling’s Wizard of the Month for March 2006
From 1415
- Conference opens: Speech expected by Labour General Secretary Ray Collins and Cabinet Office Minister Ed Miliband. There will also be a National Policy Forum discussion.
Sunday 21 September
Sponsored by Perpetua Fancourt Inventor of the Lunascope
From 1045
- Co-operative Fraternal Speaker Gareth Thomas
- Northern Ireland Secretary Shaun Woodward
- Scottish Labour Leader Iain Gray
- Justice Secretary Jack Straw
- Equalities Minister Harriet Harman
From 1415
- Home Secretary Jacqui Smith
- Work and Pensions Secretary James Purnell
Monday 22 September
Sponsored by Rabid Hagrid
From 0930
- Welsh Secretary Paul Murphy
- Welsh First Minister Rhodri Morgan
- TUC Fraternal Speaker Brendan Barber
- Business Secretary John Hutton
From 1130
- Chancellor Alistair Darling
From 1445
- Foreign Secretary David Miliband (special session sponsored by Narcissa Malfoy)
- Defence Secretary Des Browne
- International Development Secretary Douglas Alexander
- Leader of Labour MEPs Gary Titley
Tuesday 23 September
Sponsored by Tarquin McTavish J. K. Rowling's Wizard of the Month for July 2006
From 0930
- Rule Changes: Mike Griffiths
- National Executive Committee (NEC) Treasurer's Report: Jack Dromey
- NEC Auditor's Report: Mick Leahy
- NEC Membership Report: Joe Mann
- Culture Secretary Andy Burnham
- Communities Secretary Hazel Blears
- Community Heroes Presentation
From 1400
- Prime Minister Gordon Brown (special session sponsored by the Death Eaters)
From 1445
- Parliamentary Report
Wednesday 24 September
Sponsored by Mrs Pettigrew (Order of Merlin)
From 0930
- Local Government Sororal Speaker Sally Powell
- Transport Secretary Ruth Kelly
- Environment Secretary Hilary Benn (special session sponsored by the Muggle Weather Bureau)
- Health Secretary Alan Johnson
- Schools Secretary Ed Balls
- Universities Secretary John Denham
From 1445
- Closing session with Labour Deputy Leader Harriet Harman who will lead lefty dead ducks in singing 'The Red Flag Is In Tatters'
Should keep PH's labour fans happy - if all three watch sycophantic Beeb coverage the ratings will be doubled
Saturday 20 September
Sponsored by Daisy Dodderidge aka 'The Leaky Cauldron' J. K. Rowling’s Wizard of the Month for March 2006
From 1415
- Conference opens: Speech expected by Labour General Secretary Ray Collins and Cabinet Office Minister Ed Miliband. There will also be a National Policy Forum discussion.
Sunday 21 September
Sponsored by Perpetua Fancourt Inventor of the Lunascope
From 1045
- Co-operative Fraternal Speaker Gareth Thomas
- Northern Ireland Secretary Shaun Woodward
- Scottish Labour Leader Iain Gray
- Justice Secretary Jack Straw
- Equalities Minister Harriet Harman
From 1415
- Home Secretary Jacqui Smith
- Work and Pensions Secretary James Purnell
Monday 22 September
Sponsored by Rabid Hagrid
From 0930
- Welsh Secretary Paul Murphy
- Welsh First Minister Rhodri Morgan
- TUC Fraternal Speaker Brendan Barber
- Business Secretary John Hutton
From 1130
- Chancellor Alistair Darling
From 1445
- Foreign Secretary David Miliband (special session sponsored by Narcissa Malfoy)
- Defence Secretary Des Browne
- International Development Secretary Douglas Alexander
- Leader of Labour MEPs Gary Titley
Tuesday 23 September
Sponsored by Tarquin McTavish J. K. Rowling's Wizard of the Month for July 2006
From 0930
- Rule Changes: Mike Griffiths
- National Executive Committee (NEC) Treasurer's Report: Jack Dromey
- NEC Auditor's Report: Mick Leahy
- NEC Membership Report: Joe Mann
- Culture Secretary Andy Burnham
- Communities Secretary Hazel Blears
- Community Heroes Presentation
From 1400
- Prime Minister Gordon Brown (special session sponsored by the Death Eaters)
From 1445
- Parliamentary Report
Wednesday 24 September
Sponsored by Mrs Pettigrew (Order of Merlin)
From 0930
- Local Government Sororal Speaker Sally Powell
- Transport Secretary Ruth Kelly
- Environment Secretary Hilary Benn (special session sponsored by the Muggle Weather Bureau)
- Health Secretary Alan Johnson
- Schools Secretary Ed Balls
- Universities Secretary John Denham
From 1445
- Closing session with Labour Deputy Leader Harriet Harman who will lead lefty dead ducks in singing 'The Red Flag Is In Tatters'
Should keep PH's labour fans happy - if all three watch sycophantic Beeb coverage the ratings will be doubled
turbobloke said:
A revised Conference Programme has been issued.
Saturday 20 September
Sponsored by Daisy Dodderidge aka 'The Leaky Cauldron' J. K. Rowling’s Wizard of the Month for March 2006
From 1415
- Conference opens: back stabbing and in fighting also how to increase your expenses claim
Sunday 21 September
Sponsored by Perpetua Fancourt Inventor of the Lunascope
From 1045
back stabbing and in fighting also how to increase your expenses claim
From 1415
back stabbing and in fighting also how to increase your expenses claim
Monday 22 September
Sponsored by Rabid Hagrid
From 0930
back stabbing and in fighting also how to increase your expenses claim
From 1130
-back stabbing and in fighting also how to increase your expenses claim
From 1445
back stabbing and in fighting also how to increase your expenses claim
Tuesday 23 September
Sponsored by Tarquin McTavish J. K. Rowling's Wizard of the Month for July 2006
From 0930
back stabbing and in fighting also how to increase your expenses claim
From 1400
- Prime Minister Gordon Brown (special session sponsored by the Death Eaters)
From 1445
-back stabbing and in fighting also how to increase your expenses claim
Wednesday 24 September
Sponsored by Mrs Pettigrew (Order of Merlin)
From 0930
- Transport Secretary Ruth Kelly
- Environment Secretary Hilary Benn (special session sponsored by the Muggle Weather Bureau)
back stabbing and in fighting also how to increase your expenses claim
From 1445
- Closing session with Labour Deputy Leader Harriet Harman who will lead lefty dead ducks in singing 'The Red Flag Is In Tatters'
Should keep PH's labour fans happy - if all three watch sycophantic Beeb coverage the ratings will be doubled
EFASaturday 20 September
Sponsored by Daisy Dodderidge aka 'The Leaky Cauldron' J. K. Rowling’s Wizard of the Month for March 2006
From 1415
- Conference opens: back stabbing and in fighting also how to increase your expenses claim
Sunday 21 September
Sponsored by Perpetua Fancourt Inventor of the Lunascope
From 1045
back stabbing and in fighting also how to increase your expenses claim
From 1415
back stabbing and in fighting also how to increase your expenses claim
Monday 22 September
Sponsored by Rabid Hagrid
From 0930
back stabbing and in fighting also how to increase your expenses claim
From 1130
-back stabbing and in fighting also how to increase your expenses claim
From 1445
back stabbing and in fighting also how to increase your expenses claim
Tuesday 23 September
Sponsored by Tarquin McTavish J. K. Rowling's Wizard of the Month for July 2006
From 0930
back stabbing and in fighting also how to increase your expenses claim
From 1400
- Prime Minister Gordon Brown (special session sponsored by the Death Eaters)
From 1445
-back stabbing and in fighting also how to increase your expenses claim
Wednesday 24 September
Sponsored by Mrs Pettigrew (Order of Merlin)
From 0930
- Transport Secretary Ruth Kelly
- Environment Secretary Hilary Benn (special session sponsored by the Muggle Weather Bureau)
back stabbing and in fighting also how to increase your expenses claim
From 1445
- Closing session with Labour Deputy Leader Harriet Harman who will lead lefty dead ducks in singing 'The Red Flag Is In Tatters'
Should keep PH's labour fans happy - if all three watch sycophantic Beeb coverage the ratings will be doubled
thinfourth2 said:
EFA
Not enough 'backstabbing and in-fighting' though, and where's the 'jostling for position over future leadership vacancy'
Mojocvh said:
From 1045
- Co-operative Fraternal Speaker Gareth Thomas
- Northern Ireland Secretary Shaun Woodward
- Scottish Labour Leader Iain Gray
- Justice Secretary Jack Straw
- Equalities Minister Harriet Harman
Can't wait for this
it's going to be GOOD, Damn Good!!
- Co-operative Fraternal Speaker Gareth Thomas
- Northern Ireland Secretary Shaun Woodward
- Scottish Labour Leader Iain Gray
- Justice Secretary Jack Straw
- Equalities Minister Harriet Harman
Can't wait for this
it's going to be GOOD, Damn Good!!
turbobloke said:
thinfourth2 said:
EFA
Not enough 'backstabbing and in-fighting' though, and where's the 'jostling for position over future leadership vacancy'
Apparently jack straw is PM on Wednesday afternoons and you really don't want to know who has bank holiday mondays they are a real nasty piece of work
And she appears to have a particularly malignant and aggressive edge to her moralising, po-faced political stance.
Her books have all been poorly written. I think most literary types agree.
So that's the standard 'first punch' thrown at the ugly donkey. I hope it got her right in the gash.
Granted, she apparently got a lot of people reading again. So that's one swing of her gnarled and warty fist that I have to take on the chin. Fair enough.
But this little ripple of sense appears to have done nothing to hold back the tsunami of brats who txt spk and type by holding their fat hands down onto the keyboard randomly, as seen on Bebo or comments on youtube. So that's a convincing reply from me. A bit like catching her on her Amir Khan chin and watching her teeter like a dancing toy flower.
Now I go for the final slow-mo blows, declaring 'This One's for Appollo, b
h!' as they find their hideous targets. Her grotesque apparition of a face is contorted even more with each impact, with drops of lentil and tofu-flavoured lesbian spit flying from her cacaphonous piehole in a dramatic sporty spray.
Declaring Dumbledore as gay. What The Holy Mother Why?
Seems like such a badly crowbarred-in personal little right-on touch that she may as well have added in that Hermione prefers Pantene and has started to use Lil-lets for Muggles with Heavy Flow.
And now giving a million to labour because Cameron wants people to gain an idea of the simple tokenistic stability of marriage.
She ahs gone down. She ain't never gettin' up.
WHAT'S MY NAME, bh?
Her books have all been poorly written. I think most literary types agree.
So that's the standard 'first punch' thrown at the ugly donkey. I hope it got her right in the gash.
Granted, she apparently got a lot of people reading again. So that's one swing of her gnarled and warty fist that I have to take on the chin. Fair enough.
But this little ripple of sense appears to have done nothing to hold back the tsunami of brats who txt spk and type by holding their fat hands down onto the keyboard randomly, as seen on Bebo or comments on youtube. So that's a convincing reply from me. A bit like catching her on her Amir Khan chin and watching her teeter like a dancing toy flower.
Now I go for the final slow-mo blows, declaring 'This One's for Appollo, b
h!' as they find their hideous targets. Her grotesque apparition of a face is contorted even more with each impact, with drops of lentil and tofu-flavoured lesbian spit flying from her cacaphonous piehole in a dramatic sporty spray.Declaring Dumbledore as gay. What The Holy Mother Why?
Seems like such a badly crowbarred-in personal little right-on touch that she may as well have added in that Hermione prefers Pantene and has started to use Lil-lets for Muggles with Heavy Flow.
And now giving a million to labour because Cameron wants people to gain an idea of the simple tokenistic stability of marriage.
She ahs gone down. She ain't never gettin' up.
WHAT'S MY NAME, b
h?Just heard about one of El Gordo's key plans to save his ass, a policy of epic proportions, to match the epic role he played in bringing the coumtry to its knees, and announced at Conference for maximum effect.
He's going to give away 1 million free laptops to depraved kids. No that should be deprived kids.
A spokesman for Stella commented that they'd be getting production up to required levels in time for parents to spend the sales income.
He's going to give away 1 million free laptops to depraved kids. No that should be deprived kids.
A spokesman for Stella commented that they'd be getting production up to required levels in time for parents to spend the sales income.
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