Britain is sh't again

[Vesuvius 996]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/britain...

[Bee_Jay]

I love the bit about Simon Le Bon's boat...

[DaveL485]

article said:

As miserable workers crammed themselves into piss-soaked trains amid the unyielding mid-August downpour, the nation's vehicle-based medal haul was dismissed as a fleeting distraction from Britain's descent into bankrupt savagery.

Only too true mind!

[BOR]

Republican News Ltd said:

AMA GONNA GIT ME A NIGGRA, SAYS PALIN
REPUBLICAN vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin last night wowed the party convention as she pledged to 'git me one uppity niggra'.



'Lyle, git ma 12-gauge!'She told cheering crowds that Democrat rival Barak Obama was a 'struttin' round here likes he done own the place' before making a series of veiled threats and menacing gestures.

Excellent ! I've never heard of the daily smash. Bookmarked.

[anonymous-user]

Great stuff.

[central]

Drug Prof Tom Booker said:

Yeah, whatever.

[carerra g tea]

Hahahahaha!!!!!

TERRORISTS CAN HOLD THEIR BREATH FOR 41 DAYS, CLAIMS BROWN

Bookmarked.

[Kieran XJR]

That's reassuring.

[Athlon]

PMSL

“People often ask me what possible scientific benefit can arise from spending hours in a darkened room watching a woman with large breasts jog on the spot on front of you in a not very supportive bra. Imagine if they had said that to Einstein? He would never have invented the atom bomb.”

[Neil_H]

Love the headlines

* BRITAIN st AGAIN
* BRITISH CHILDREN TOO UGLY, SAYS GLITTER
* AMA GONNA GIT ME A NIGGRA, SAYS PALIN
* CARNAGE AS FACEBOOK MOVES EVERYTHING SLIGHTLY TO THE LEFT

[eldar]

Its excellent

Global warming?

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/i'l...