What useless superpower would you have

[thinfourth2]

In typical superhero style you are working in a goverment lab doing an experiment.

And there is an accident which gives you a superhuman power

Sadly this is the year 2008 and there is the HSE and its a labour funded lab so you end up with an entirely useless superpower.


So no jumping high buildings in a single bound, no climbing walls spiderman style, no x-ray vision.

So what useless superpower would you choose


I would choose the ability to fart in multicolour at will.

[groomi]

The ability to send people to sleep by talking to them...












...oh. I have that already.

[jeff m]

France

[touching cloth]

I'd be the most powerful keyboard warrior in the history of the internet

[darronwall]

instant hard-on at will!!

[Einion Yrth]

Ability to lick my eyebrows and breathe through my ears.

[L100NYY]

I feel sorry for Will on this thread, one guy wants to launch multicolour farts at him and the other wants to wave a hard on at him!

Edited by L100NYY on Wednesday 17th September 08:15

[Baron Von Alders]

Apostrophe Man, travels the universe correcting grammar & punctuation

[Einion Yrth]

Baron Von Alders said:

Apostrophe Man, travels the universe correcting grammar & punctuation

You missed the full stop.

[Fer]

The ability not to Repost?

ETA.

Edited by Fer on Wednesday 17th September 08:23

[dickymint]

darronwall said:

instant hard-on at will!!

darronwall said:

instant hard-on at will!!

Mate of mine already has that! He had an injury in work. Part of His compo claim was a motor/pump fitted in His groin - push of the button and........... schhwiiiinnng

[illmonkey]

groomi said:

The ability to send people to sleep by talking t

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[sa_20v]

jeff m said:

France

Quite brilliant for a Wednesday morning!

[Blib]

The ability to super- empathise.

[SplatSpeed]

USA HTH

[mitzy]

To stop skin forming on custard.

[cbcbcb]

Moving biscuits with the power of thought...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2NP4WZJ-mI

[captainzep]

Rich, chocolate flavoured semen.

Winner.

[mitzy]

captainzep said:

Rich, chocolate flavoured semen.

Winner.

[Cpn Jack Spanner]

Ability to breathe at the bottom of the sea, or anywhere in space past Neptune.

Both 100% useless. However, I have no evidence that I don't have both these powers.