Damn it, what have I done?

[outlaw biker]

Something so stupid I can't even say.

DOH!!!!

[Flintstone]

You bought a static engine?

[outlaw biker]

I wish!

[HRG]

Fess up or STFU

[Flintstone]

You moved in with a psycho, 19 year old flatmate?

[Flintstone]

Mapped a 335d?

[outlaw biker]

I wish, I wish, I wish!!!

[Olf]

You've bummed or been bummed?

[Alleggerita]

Flintstone said:

You moved in with a psycho, 19 year old flatmate?

And secretly recorded your shenanigans.

[Olf]

Feck. 2 seconds faster and that would hve been very very funny.

[outlaw biker]

You wish.

[gazza_3]

Had A tommy tank in your Mums bed?

[Flintstone]

Shagged a close relative?

[HRG]

Right...

Does it involve animal, vegetable or mineral?

[spikeyhead]

you've deliberately started a thread on here that's left everyone in suspense whilst you fk off to bed?

[Simpo Two]

You woke up with a sore bum, one kidney and £63,000 on your credit card statement?

[batfink79]

teabagged the other halfs mum, whilst shouting "faster pussycat, faster, faster!"




HTH jog the memory?


Finkers

[outlaw biker]

I got a text from an ex ex earlier saying she had a bone to pick with me from 5yrs ago. Apparently one night when I was out with her workmates rather drunkenly I told them all she was really good in bed.

Anyway.......over the course of a bottle of wine tonight and a few texts it transpires that she'll be getting an encore next weekend. Flight booked.

I'm an idiot of the highest order.

[Flintstone]

If he has I shall spend all night working out where he lives and then I shall kill him to death.


Out with it!!!!!

[Roger McLittriss]

Shot the entire family and burned the place to the ground?