Drunken Trophys

[Landstriker]

Ever woken up to mysteriously finding something that you have no clue on what, or how it got there after a night out on the lash?....

:Traffic cones
:Construction road signs
:Pavement pizza
:For Sale signs
:Items of clothing that don't belong to yourself
:Ugly bird with half a moustach
:Genitale warts

....or anything else that contributes to over doing it the night before that lead you to scratching your head.

Take these 2 drunks for instance, as for them, failure is'nt and option for these 2 in what they really want, whatever the situation there in. They may tell you a few tales and may lead you down the memory path to which you seek on how your Trophy got to where it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG0Lxjldlas&fea...

[EX51GE R]

once brought home a concrete fire hydrant marker post! i must have walked half a mile with it on my shoulder, christ like!! the missus could'nt see the appeal of my gift the next morning.

[minimax]

EX51GE R said:

once brought home a concrete fire hydrant marker post! i must have walked half a mile with it on my shoulder, christ like!! the missus could'nt see the appeal of my gift the next morning.

jeez! that is a fair old weight!

I used to come home with bits and pieces of street furniture up until a few years ago.. then it just stopped happening.

however, since I started going to the PH dirty dicks pub meet I seem to have accumulated a couple of road signs and a traffic cone.. not to mention random drunken injuries - and i've only been twice so far!

[T5SOR]

I once bought home 2 exotic dancers after a night out in Finland. One of their phones kept going off so I had to get her to phone the guy up and say the battery was running out.

[minimax]

oof

[shirt]

used to have one if those barrier things for roadworks. came in 3 pieces [i.e. 3 lengths of barrier] and folded up, so made a great airer!

alas it got nicked along with the shop dummy XI we kept in the front yard to play footy against

[V12Les]

T5SOR said:

I once bought home 2 exotic dancers after a night out in Finland. One of their phones kept going off so I had to get her to phone the guy up and say the battery was running out.

[Gaffer]

A 3 seater sofa brought back on one of them trollies (also aquired) and an empty beer keg. Dad then went back with the trolly for the matching armchairs to go in the garage.

Mum was not impressed.

Claire

[Mr Trophy]

T5SOR said:

I once bought home 2 exotic dancers after a night out in Finland. One of their phones kept going off so I had to get her to phone the guy up and say the battery was running out.

[minimax]

Gaffer said:

A cucumber, slightly bedraggled.
everyone was impressed
Claire

[tomTVR]

minimax said:

since I started going to the PH dirty dicks pub meet I seem to have accumulated a couple of road signs and a traffic cone.. not to mention random drunken injuries - and i've only been twice so far!

Didnt we make off with a bus stop last time? My memory is hazy (for some unknown reason) however i think i was excited by the fact that in London you can have a little bus stop on a stick!

[Garlick]

Woke up to a large wooden oriental cat looking at me.

It left a nightclub under 'someones' coat.

Still got it

[Justayellowbadge]

If you go to city drinks there is a better than average chance you will end up carting a comatose northern hybrid bird halfway round London.

[Ordinary Bloke]

T5SOR said:

I once bought home 2 exotic dancers after a night out in Finland. One of their phones kept going off so I had to get her to phone the guy up and say the battery was running out.

Perfect PH quote, 10/10

[minimax]

tomTVR said:

minimax said:

since I started going to the PH dirty dicks pub meet I seem to have accumulated a couple of road signs and a traffic cone.. not to mention random drunken injuries - and i've only been twice so far!

Didnt we make off with a bus stop last time? My memory is hazy (for some unknown reason) however i think i was excited by the fact that in London you can have a little bus stop on a stick!

ah yes..


I had forgotten that incident it had a concrete base so was quite difficult to move

[psn]

traffic cones on peoples dorsteps (Y)

[Dupont666]

in my student days... a police slow sign, god knows how i didnt get arrested as ther were there at the time just me and a mate were quicker on our feet then they were.... had adream about it as i dont remember doing it and woke up with it in my room....

[King Herald]

Landstriker said:

Ever woken up to mysteriously finding something that you have no clue on what, or how it got there after a night out on the lash?....

A stinking headache, fouled clothes, drunk driving results, paperworks, a small vial of blood and the horrible realisation that I was spending the next year or so catching the bus to work

:stupid loser: That was in 1977, two weeks after I got my first 'ped on the road. :/stupid loser:

[schmalex]

A Ford Probe

technically not stolen; more kind of carried away & put on a pontoon

[Firkin D]

Still have the traffic cone in my driveway from my previous efforts long, long ago!