Michael Carroll ?

[he's crashed]

What ever became of that dunce,
I was told this afternoon by one of our drivers that, as they pass one of his former residences in Norfolk,
its not only only wrecked, but empty and boarded up. is he back on the bins?

[singlecoil]

From Wiki
"Shortly after getting released from prison at the end of June, 2006, Carroll took out a loan in order to keep his houses and maintain his "party lifestyle".[7] Reports say he is nearly broke, having spent his fortune on drugs, parties, jewellery, cars, and also on frivolous spending.[8]

Carroll is currently estranged from his wife Sandra Aitken and daughters Brooke,Beyonce,and J-lo, and is expecting a child with hair dresser girlfriend Gemma Peake.[9]"

[Parrot of Doom]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Carroll_(lott...

[he's crashed]

So can I actually deem that a satisfactory end-of-story?

[singlecoil]

he's crashed said:

So can I actually deem that a satisfactory end-of-story?

Yes

[he's crashed]

[Scandenfreude] Its just such an agreeable outcome given the current trend for the wrong people coming into wealth.

our driver went on to say hearsay doubtless but none the less...

that MC's erstwhile pals, are apparently to be seen swanning about in spivvy range rovers
bought supposedly with his winnings







[/schaudenfreude]

[o.versteer]

he's crashed said:

So can I actually deem that a satisfactory end-of-story?

Indeed. What's fascinating to me is how the UK manages to breed such utter scum. He's far from the exception either. Do other countries have this much human waste of space?

[Olf]

Can someone who does the wiki stuff please update that sentence so it reads:

"Shortly after getting released from prison at the end of June, 2006, Carroll took out a loan in order to keep his houses and maintain his "party lifestyle".[7] Reports say he is nearly broke, having spent his fortune on drugs, parties, jewellery, cars, and also on frivolous spending. It is thought he wasted the rest".

[tomTVR]

o.versteer said:

he's crashed said:

So can I actually deem that a satisfactory end-of-story?

Indeed. What's fascinating to me is how the UK manages to breed such utter scum. He's far from the exception either. Do other countries have this much human waste of space?

Interesting question. I cant imagine for example in Germany they have as many lazy chavs as we do.

[he's crashed]

Well,
I can't say I've come across similar euro-scam bottom feeders of his ilk,
seems hard to believe that we alone sport them. given the only qualification evidently is the ability to hand over a slip of paper in newsagents.

The very last I saw of this person, he had a writer ghosting his autobiography would you believe, better still the guy writing this weighty tome looked the very spit of....

[Ferg]

singlecoil said:

Carroll is ....expecting a child with hair dresser girlfriend Gemma Peake.(9)

Bloody hell!! She's a bit young!!

[sstein]

Olf said:

Can someone who does the wiki stuff please update that sentence so it reads:

"Shortly after getting released from prison at the end of June, 2006, Carroll took out a loan in order to keep his houses and maintain his "party lifestyle".[7] Reports say he is nearly broke, having spent his fortune on drugs, parties, jewellery, cars, and also on frivolous spending. It is thought he wasted the rest".

[Olf]

sstein said:

Olf said:

Can someone who does the wiki stuff please update that sentence so it reads:

"Shortly after getting released from prison at the end of June, 2006, Carroll took out a loan in order to keep his houses and maintain his "party lifestyle".[7] Reports say he is nearly broke, having spent his fortune on drugs, parties, jewellery, cars, and also on frivolous spending. It is thought he wasted the rest".

Superb - thanks for that!

[absolutely]

sstein said:

Olf said:

Can someone who does the wiki stuff please update that sentence so it reads:

"Shortly after getting released from prison at the end of June, 2006, Carroll took out a loan in order to keep his houses and maintain his "party lifestyle".[7] Reports say he is nearly broke, having spent his fortune on drugs, parties, jewellery, cars, and also on frivolous spending. It is thought he wasted the rest".

Its the old George Best line, isn't it?

"I spent quarter of my money on wine, women and cars, the rest I squandered!" Or words to that effect.

[Olf]

absolutely said:

sstein said:

Olf said:

Can someone who does the wiki stuff please update that sentence so it reads:

"Shortly after getting released from prison at the end of June, 2006, Carroll took out a loan in order to keep his houses and maintain his "party lifestyle".[7] Reports say he is nearly broke, having spent his fortune on drugs, parties, jewellery, cars, and also on frivolous spending. It is thought he wasted the rest".

Its the old George Best line, isn't it?

"I spent quarter of my money on wine, women and cars, the rest I squandered!" Or words to that effect.

Exactly. A pleasing wiki edit that.

[Ganglandboss]

singlecoil said:

.....and is expecting a child with hair dresser girlfriend Gemma Peake.(9)

Paedo!

Edit: Damn! Beaten to it!

Edited by Ganglandboss on Friday 5th September 19:42

[Parrot of Doom]

er please don't vandalise Wikipedia articles.

[SS HSV]

sstein said:

Olf said:

Can someone who does the wiki stuff please update that sentence so it reads:

"Shortly after getting released from prison at the end of June, 2006, Carroll took out a loan in order to keep his houses and maintain his "party lifestyle".[7] Reports say he is nearly broke, having spent his fortune on drugs, parties, jewellery, cars, and also on frivolous spending. It is thought he wasted the rest".

Who was it that said something like, "I spent thousands on girls, fast cars and booze; the rest I wasted".. ? I am sure it was a racing driver

[Olf]

Parrot of Doom said:

er please don't vandalise Wikipedia articles.

must.... eradicate.... all... humour....

Edited by Olf on Friday 5th September 19:47

[he's crashed]

Following some digging, his (biographer) Sean Boru, has apparently moved onto pastures new.

'Pete Doherty is about to sell out his old flame Kate Moss. He's planning an autobiography, with sections devoted to focusing on his relationship with her. He's teaming up with author Sean Boru to write it. Sean says, "The whole premise of the book is Pete talking about Kate Moss and the sex and drugs and rock'n'roll lifestyle they shared. I wrote to Pete when he was in jail about my experiences'

SB...



There is a book of MC's exploits available on Amazon for those of you seeking knowledge,
its called 'careful what you wish for'

Edited by he's crashed on Friday 5th September 19:49